Louix_XIV Allegiance Decree

On this date of the anniversary of his birth, five September, twenty-aught-seven, it is with great honour that I pledge my total allegiance to my liege, Louis_XIV. He has graced the electronic parchments of this community with his stately presence and good humour.

Hopefully, his Sire and the State shall always remain

His Royal Court Jester,

Cosmo

...and please forgive my misspelling of his name in the title of this thread, and the bad link to his profile.

Louis_XIV

I royally suck.

Methinks he's one pretty damn awesome Monarch. And I quite appreciate his explanation of the workings of time.

I curtsy to no one!

I already have a monarch so I don't need another one

OFF WITH HIS HEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*curtsies*

I should be his queen

*firm nod*

~K

Wait, you're the dude who took the money and cut some money off the money and said "this is still money", right? To finance some smashing of the English, right?

That was tricky.

*bows to the Sun King*

VIVE LA RÉPUBLIQUE! LIBERTÉ, EGALITÉ, FRATERNITÉ! À LA GUILLOTINE, MES FRÉRES!!!!

So it's a little early. Whatever.

The French were Republicans???

*horror*

They were the cool kind of Republicans (i.e., Républiqueans). The kind that chopped off people's heads (with machines! how cool is that?) and declared the abolition of religion.

Dude! Our Republicans SUCK!

I know, right?

And the worst part is that it just goes to show that the French really are cooler than us. Fuquers.

You threaten the crown? En Garde!

J'e suis le unimpréssed.

FIXED

does anyone else think that this thread so far is a solid argument for declaring today Talk Like a Musketeer Day?

So, like, Talk Like A Boatless Bougoisie Pirate Day?

Oui! Aye shall shall coot yu eentu reebons!!!

Wis ze guillotine!

*nasal laugh* Ze guillotine!