who wants to hook-up with god?

People would also beg to hook-up with god.

I don't know about you, but I standing in line at the altar.

Well, I am forgiving.
I am silly.
I am kind.
I have a bleeding heart
I am attentive.
I am punctual.
I am neat.
I am orderly.
I am compassionate.
I always think of others before myself.
I would give my left hand to help someone, even if I hardly know them [I am a lefty btw]
To exemplify the statement above my cousins best friend who I never met needed a lung, I was willing to give it to him so he could live...he ended up passing away that day...

Well, I am forgiving.
I am silly.
I am kind.
I have a bleeding heart
I am attentive.
I am punctual.
I am neat.
I am orderly.
I am compassionate.
I always think of others before myself.
I would give my left hand to help someone, even if I hardly know them [I am a lefty btw]
To exemplify the statement above my cousins best friend who I never met needed a lung, I was willing to give it to him so he could live...he ended up passing away that day.

this is a pretty good start.
I would be willing to get coffee with this God.

Thanks. I take that as a compliment.

I am all PASS-ed out!

Mmmm...pass me again!




srsly, I am going to bed, night guys</3

ah. i've watched long enough... i wanted to give people a chance you see...

If I convert, would I get baptized in the kiddie pool?

In Your churches, God, will there still be bread and wine? Or is it replaced by beer and nachos?

Also, are you in every church in the little loincloth? Cuz that would rock.

a chance for what??? To get to know the person that let a Chilean rule hell????

I don't think ppl should be baptized, you can chose to believe in me or not and I will try damn hard to make your life as comfortable as possible.

Well the bread and wine symbolize body and blood. I will keep the blood since I consider myself to have a bleeding heart for people. As for the bpdy part how bout pancakes.

A loincloth ehh? Not my style. I would probably be wearing fitted jeans, a black fitted shirt and a hoodie.

no no.

I'm about to drink the bar dry.

...bby, you confuse me...