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9/7/07

I never get sick of this...

9/7/07

For few good laughs....

9/7/07

Any Hawt Ladies... [2]

9/7/07

Who wants to Pwn a half-naked noob?

9/7/07

9/6/07

I showed my boobs [2]

9/6/07

"The Goonies" Conspiracy.....Hosted by MC Chris

MarginWalker2002

9/6/07

I has cut finger

9/6/07

my new external garddrive came in today

9/6/07

guys, gimme a rundown of all the popular silliness threads since 10PM MDT last night [2]

9/6/07

normally round this time, i'd make a thread

9/6/07

My legs are asleep

9/6/07

9/6/07

who loves you bby???

9/6/07

Who wants to hook - up with a naked boob (for realz)?

9/6/07

mmmmmm wine [3]

9/6/07

procrastination thread [2]

9/6/07

I has mac n cheese. [2]

9/6/07

Srsly, Guys, Srsly. No One Wants to Hook up With a Naked N00b?

9/6/07

DARWIN AWARDS [2]

9/6/07

NoFi SWEARS he doesn't want to lick my peepee! [3]

9/6/07

Got On Da Bus Wiv Me Day Savaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

9/6/07

post pick- tures. [2]

9/6/07

9/5/07

ask the yogi [2]

9/5/07

you can't do that on the silliness forum [2]

9/5/07

need yr help [2]

9/5/07

I showed my man [2]

9/5/07

Hellishly Hot [11]

9/5/07

Silly side kicks [5]

9/5/07

Don't look at this thread [9]

9/5/07

IM IN UR (X RATED SEXY PORNO THREAD) [3]

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9/5/07

lol @ Bernard Sumner

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9/5/07

I strained my taint... [2]

9/5/07

GOODNIGHT YOU GUYS

9/5/07

Can I quit my job now please?? [2]

9/5/07

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Minceir

I'm lost

September 2011

SEP 04, 2007 05:36 AM

Who would you vote for, in the Darwin Awards? THE DARWIN AWARDS

sitar

Philadelphia, PA

June 2004

SEP 04, 2007 06:06 AM

Joe

Chainlink

Key West, FL

August 2005

SEP 04, 2007 06:58 AM

(1998, NJ) An unidentified 29 year old male choked to death on a sequined pastie he had orally removed from an exotic dancer at a Phillipsburg establishment. "I didn't think he was going to eat it," the dancer identified only as "Ginger" said, adding "He was really drunk."

Discuss

Ilectra

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

SEP 04, 2007 07:00 AM

Miss Teen South Carolina FTW?

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

SEP 04, 2007 07:01 AM

Ilectra said:
Miss Teen South Carolina FTW?

+ billion.

xo

_Brody_

Cardiff By The Sea, CA

February 2007

SEP 04, 2007 07:20 AM

Bush.

J24U

Danvers, MA

February 2006

SEP 04, 2007 07:22 AM

BrodyistheSHIT said:
Bush.

God I hope not. If dubya gets a Darwin, that means we're all stuck with president cheney (eeew, it made me feel all oogy just to type that).

_Brody_

Cardiff By The Sea, CA

February 2007

SEP 04, 2007 07:23 AM

It can be any Bush. Girl bush. Guy bush. President Bush. People who live in bush.

Kindle

Houston, TX

March 2006

SEP 04, 2007 07:49 AM

Best pissing contest eva!

_Brody_

Cardiff By The Sea, CA

February 2007

SEP 04, 2007 07:54 AM

holy shit. that guy fucking wins.

R0nin

Chicago, IL

October 2005

SEP 04, 2007 08:11 AM

Kindle said:
Best pissing contest eva!

Good one.

All_Sewn_Up

Papua New Guinea

January 2007

SEP 04, 2007 08:34 AM

I once lost a friendship b/c of the darwin awards -- true story. I forwarded one year's nominees on to everyone I know b/c they're funny and make me feel better about myself and one friend wrote me back in a rage b/c she knew someone who was on there.

She was mad at ME because she knew some douchenozzle who died in such a manner as to be nominated for a Darwin Award.

I told her she was fucking nuts and we haven't been friends since. The end.

_Brody_

Cardiff By The Sea, CA

February 2007

SEP 04, 2007 09:07 AM

lol she's the one that knew that retard.

Chainlink

Key West, FL

August 2005

SEP 04, 2007 09:35 AM

MickFlicks said:
I once lost a friendship b/c of the darwin awards -- true story. I forwarded one year's nominees on to everyone I know b/c they're funny and make me feel better about myself and one friend wrote me back in a rage b/c she knew someone who was on there.

She was mad at ME because she knew some douchenozzle who died in such a manner as to be nominated for a Darwin Award.

I told her she was fucking nuts and we haven't been friends since. The end.

So she's a survivor , this year. Sounds like she's on track for future recognition.

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX

January 2005

SEP 04, 2007 02:33 PM

MickFlicks said:
douchenozzle

.:gigglesnort:.

Dainty

I'm lost

August 2007

SEP 04, 2007 02:35 PM

chainlink said:

(1998, NJ) An unidentified 29 year old male choked to death on a sequined pastie he had orally removed from an exotic dancer at a Phillipsburg establishment. "I didn't think he was going to eat it," the dancer identified only as "Ginger" said, adding "He was really drunk."

Discuss

wow. I am speechless. What a way to die.

RandyWatson

Hollywood, FL

September 2007

SEP 04, 2007 02:36 PM

Ilectra said:
Miss Teen South Carolina FTW?

It was so painful to watch that girl speak.

The_Reverend

United Kingdom

September 2004

SEP 04, 2007 02:51 PM

Naked n00bs.

Minceir

I'm lost

September 2011

SEP 05, 2007 07:15 PM

Coitous interrupted

ckdexterhaven

USA

December 2005

SEP 05, 2007 09:28 PM

HeMightBeGiant

Torrington, CT

March 2005

SEP 06, 2007 12:24 AM

I have yet to read the page, but I remember a case where a dude had a rooster. Every morning it woke him up...
so one morning he took a kitchen knife to go cut it's head off...

He came back inside and realized his pants were wet and sticky.

He had cut off his penis...

Don't ask me how.......

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR

October 2005

SEP 06, 2007 12:49 AM

The_Reverend said:
Naked n00bs.

Oh, snapdragons!

SlavicGlitterati

Cape May, NJ

February 2006

SEP 06, 2007 05:59 AM

chainlink said:

(1998, NJ) An unidentified 29 year old male choked to death on a sequined pastie he had orally removed from an exotic dancer at a Phillipsburg establishment. "I didn't think he was going to eat it," the dancer identified only as "Ginger" said, adding "He was really drunk."

Discuss

This is the way I want to die.

_Brody_

Cardiff By The Sea, CA

February 2007

SEP 06, 2007 06:01 AM

HeMightBeGiant said:
I have yet to read the page, but I remember a case where a dude had a rooster. Every morning it woke him up...
so one morning he took a kitchen knife to go cut it's head off...

He came back inside and realized his pants were wet and sticky.

He had cut off his penis...

Don't ask me how.......

i remember that one too, and i think the dog ated it.

TaoAndCoffee

Stoney Creek, ON

June 2007

SEP 06, 2007 06:31 AM

Minceir said:
Coitous interrupted

Since the whole purpose of Darwin Award winners is to remove themselves from the gene pool before adding to it, this was a scarily close call.

HeMightBeGiant said:
I have yet to read the page, but I remember a case where a dude had a rooster. Every morning it woke him up...
so one morning he took a kitchen knife to go cut it's head off...

He came back inside and realized his pants were wet and sticky.

He had cut off his penis...

Don't ask me how.......

I think it had something to do with the dude pinning the rooster between his legs to keep it still...

...wishful thinking on my part?

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