Silliness

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My balls stink. [2]

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I blame the Oak Ridge Boys

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I seriously hate the goddamn owls [3]

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Guys, I'm checking out page two [2]

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Yet Another Thread From 2005 [2]

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I Need a Nutter Buddy

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My gaydar is fucking superb.

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Name Subrosa's Junk [5]

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Who else likes warm socks? [2]

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COOOORRRRNNNN!!!

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most riduclous hockey intro ever

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Oh, by the way... [3]

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MY 1ST KILL OF THE HUNTING SEASON [3]

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Wanna play with my joystick? [3]

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It's Hoboken. Time for a conversational convulsion

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Roger that, ten-four. [2]

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I found the girl llama!

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WHERE TH'FUCK IS SPALDING GRAY!!?? [2]

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YOU ARE A TIME LORD [3]

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SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO A CLOWN

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Ask an overpaid corporate douchesac a question. [5]

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Don't comment in this thread!!! [4]

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The Mansion [4]

SirLazarusCries

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Who Wants to Eat Chex with a Naked Dude? [2]

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i heard that motherfucker had like 30 goddamn dicks

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fuck u cassesl [3]

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FIRST VIETNAM AND NOW FUCKING SILLINESS!!! [2]

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....back from the brink [2]

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Most surreal thread since next Tuesday!!! [2]

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SirLazarusCries

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Give the person above you a nickname [14]

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two people i fucking hate [7]

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How many people do you think you'll have sex with by the time you turned 50? [4]

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Sometimes when we touch... [2]

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Silliness writes the great American novel... [2]

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Ascanius

USA

October 2006

SEP 04, 2007 09:13 PM

Uncognitive said:
douchesack sounds a bit too rustic for my tastes, unless Summer's Eve has a new model in burlap or something.

No, no. In the country it's douche-bladder. We make them out of sheep or goat bladders.

unfiltrator

San Francisco, CA

April 2004

SEP 04, 2007 10:48 PM

oyaji said:

publicAnemone said:
How do you protect yourself from litigation from prior shareholders when you buy a publicly owned shell company?

This is a very interesting question. Why do you want to know?

Short Story:

I am sometimes (or rarely) a market and deal spectator. I don't have specific plans to implement a reverse merger because getting in between deals like that takes balls that I just don't commonly have. I can still swing my dick around but not for extended periods. Still that's the kind of information that for whatever opportunistic reason can be useful even 20 years from now.

Long story:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Now the second part of that question is: Can the only coal buying company in Israel own a coal mine in South Africa or does it always have to buy it from them by the tonne?

PerilousPup

I'm lost

May 2007

SEP 05, 2007 12:15 AM

From spending time in corporations (mostly advertising), I have to wonder why it is that those within the corporation that tend to spend the most amount of money wastefully tend to keep their jobs, while those who tend to save the company revenue and bring in new business seem to lose their jobs.

I think it should be the other way around.

Should I view this simply as poor management? How does one resolve a 180 degree gap in perspective?

emotedcreations

Germany

July 2006

SEP 05, 2007 02:26 AM

How did I know this was going to be you?

Actually, I do have a serious question for you, but I think I'll ask it in PM since who knows if you'll every actually see this post...

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

SEP 05, 2007 05:04 PM

Dear overpaid corporate douchebag: please send me some o' that surplus money, kthxbye!

Wait, that wasn't a question. Crap. Hold on.

Ascanius

USA

October 2006

SEP 05, 2007 05:06 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Dear overpaid corporate douchebag: Won't you please send me some o' that surplus money? kthxbye!

Fixed

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ

June 2003

SEP 05, 2007 05:16 PM

oyaji said:

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Dear overpaid corporate douchebag: please send me some o' that surplus money, kthxbye!

Wait, that wasn't a question. Crap. Hold on.

Desole. I need my excess cash for my divorce. NEXT.

If you're getting divorced, how do you have excess cash? I'm getting bled dry on mine!

unfiltrator

San Francisco, CA

April 2004

SEP 05, 2007 07:13 PM

oyaji, which firms of the bankers that do PIPE deals (Private Income for Public Equity) are least likely to short the stock before the stock delivery?

Chainlink

Key West, FL

August 2005

SEP 09, 2007 07:33 AM

Why did this slip all the way to page 4 ?
Are overpaid corporate douchesacs born without a funny bone or does it just fuse to other bones and become immobile as they develop, like the plates in a babys skull ?

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA

June 2007

SEP 09, 2007 08:13 AM

Who cares how much money you make besides you and your mom?

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA

June 2007

SEP 09, 2007 08:23 AM

oyaji said:

InnocentSid said:
Who cares how much money you make besides you and your mom?

My soon-to-be-ex-wife, for one.

So soon you'll be half as poor...sorry dude!

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.

June 2004

FEB 09, 2010 07:55 PM

See? Wow.

ckdexterhaven

USA

December 2005

FEB 09, 2010 08:00 PM

If only we could have it all erased from our memories.

phrogg

Greenville, SC

August 2005

FEB 09, 2010 08:01 PM

Maybe he threatened to litigate.

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