i made a sammitch.

what kind was it?! I must know!

You should have substituted the cheese with horseradish sauce.

It makes things "mo' bettah."

maybe you forgot the Whores radish?

dang. preempted. And with better ebonics play.

I think it's the same plant as Wasabi

Indeed. I once mistook it for a jar of penis enlargening cream.

Fucked up my entire weekend.

No clue. When I use the "real" enlargening cream, my hand ends up being too big to get out of the jar.

^ owie!

Part of the Brassicaceae (cabbage) family. Japanese horseradish, also called wasabi, is nearly indistinguishable from horseradish in taste, but a little bit stronger. Fascinating stuff right there.

I'll gladly offer you a fisting on Thursday for a bite of your sandwich today

With or without a boxing glove on?

When I was in college, there was a grease wagon that illegally used the Blimpy trade mark.

Of course they also illegally sold coke and weed as well.

I'm not sure there's a connection.

The usual, pirate hook, astro's cap.

It's vegetarian roast beef, right?

That would be roast beet.

I dunno. It's one of those food trucks that parks between the bars and dorms to snag unsuspecting drunkards with the munchies.

So what are you going to do when she asks for her key back?

roast beeeest?