Would you masturbate on the person before you while the person after you watched and had anal sex with the person 3 posts up and 1 page forward in the back

...of a speeding bus with a bomb on board?
I know I would.

no. take off the clown suit and we'll talk.

Of course.

Yup.

yes...

i think...wtf

Mmm...so far, so good.

yes

What? I mean yes.

Though I don't fully know what I've agreed to.

Wihout question.

not on a weekday.. yes on a weekend

As long as somebody's wearing the gimp suit.

Only if I get the video rights.

if i can watch the video...

There'll be a $100 rental fee...

yes

sure

well worth it...

Alright, then it's on!

PS - CASH up front, please.

yesss

proof of the tape please... and yes to dainty

Under no conceivable circumstances. That would be disgusting. And wrong.

yes

I would definitely 3 up and one over masturbate anal sex ... such as ... if the aisians helped the iraqis educate the south african americans...for our future.

yep

With leather.
On the bus.
Add water, makes its own sauce.