SEVEN word story game

soul of all of those that heard

of the great .99 cent meal deal

: cheeseburger, large fries, medium drink, fried pie

and a cheap hooker named Happy Ending!

Or the heart healthy selection: pita pocket

and a sadistic areobics instructor called only "

Nut Crusher" who only wore nipple clamps

and threatened to use them on her

party guests if anyone dared to bogart

the smallest of the puppies born on

christmas day under the tree, the clamps

were unmercifully affixed to parts indescribable as

the affixee begged only for merciful death

. The .99 cent meal had hidden costs

that to my dismay failed to meet

Satan's hidden stipulations for dining scott free.

Freedom fries are not as free as

the unchained hunger released upon the world.

The primal urges for full bellies and

desires, emptied out upon the flesh of

all who waited for that fried goodness

came together in a single room, united

in their greed, tentacles exposed and grasping

for exposed appendages and willing open orifices

oozing hot grease from the cheeseburger's slop.