Silliness has eggs

All numbered accordingly.

square ones at that

florentine for me please

Hmm make mine an omelet please... And some homefries on the side.

scrambled please...and hurry the fuck up!

I thought they might be guillemot eggs. Score one for me

duck walks into a bar, says,
"hey bartender, got any eggs?"
bartender says,
"no duck, this is a bar, we got drinks, no eggs"
duck leaves.
duck comes back the next day, says,
"hey bartender, got any eggs?"
bartender says,
"look duck, i told you, we don't have any eggs, if you ask me for eggs one more time, i'm going to nail your beak to the bar."
duck leaves.
duck comes back the next day, says,
"hey bartender, got any nails?"
"no"
"got any eggs?"

roflmao