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DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

AUG 13, 2007 05:43 AM

Discuss the future of our children.

xxtmnt87xx

xxtmnt87xx

Easthampton, MA
January 2005

AUG 13, 2007 08:50 AM

they're going to come out of my bum i guess?

RedRobin13

RedRobin13

Burlington, ON
June 2007

AUG 13, 2007 08:52 AM

You are so paying child support! wink

Jamwise

Jamwise

Australia
April 2006

AUG 13, 2007 08:55 AM

Fresh minions for my growing horde of imps!

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

AUG 13, 2007 09:33 AM

they grow up vegetarian, and innoculation free.
they don't watch tv, and the girls wear princess dresses and fairy wings, most of the time

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

AUG 13, 2007 01:23 PM

Who says I'm having this child? That's awfully presumptuous. See, that's exactly why this relationship isn't working. Just because I refuse to take birth-control, and I prefer you not to use a rubber, you assume I want your child. Go fuck yourself.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

AUG 13, 2007 01:24 PM

Lots of thinking going on in here.

Kristie

Kristie

Chicago, IL
December 2004

AUG 13, 2007 01:27 PM

Can we discuss the impregnation instead? Please?

kthxbi

kthxbi

Gulf Breeze, FL
November 2006

AUG 13, 2007 01:39 PM

No, no...I impregnated YOU!

xxtmnt87xx

xxtmnt87xx

Easthampton, MA
January 2005

AUG 13, 2007 01:40 PM

KikiBH said:
Can we discuss the impregnation instead? Please?



yes i think we'd all like to hear more about this.

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

AUG 13, 2007 01:41 PM

CKDexterHaven said:
Who says I'm having this child? That's awfully presumptuous. See, that's exactly why this relationship isn't working. Just because I refuse to take birth-control, and I prefer you not to use a rubber, you assume I want your child. Go fuck yourself.



Bitch PhD?

tomahto

tomahto

San Bruno, CA
June 2003

AUG 13, 2007 01:43 PM

excuse me, I have to go to a um...dentist appointment.


at Planned Parenthood.




::bolts::

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

AUG 13, 2007 02:01 PM

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

AUG 13, 2007 02:07 PM


zoom image

ScarletTiKa

ScarletTiKa

I'm lost
July 2007

AUG 13, 2007 02:33 PM

I want child support and twinkies... lots of twinkies....

Can someone pass me the cream for these damn stretch marks now....

sillyokio

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX
January 2005

AUG 13, 2007 03:00 PM

you can't get pregnant if you do it in the butt.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

AUG 13, 2007 03:03 PM

sillyokio said:
you can't get pregnant if you do it in the butt.


So . . . how you doin'?

sillyokio

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX
January 2005

AUG 13, 2007 04:06 PM

Zarth said:

sillyokio said:
you can't get pregnant if you do it in the butt.


So . . . how you doin'?



wink

Kleio

Kleio

Winona, MN
January 2006

AUG 13, 2007 04:12 PM

If I'm popping out a baby, I get to name the lil bastard. Its name, boy or girl, will henceforth be

Zatoichi Butch Buck Marion Beck Pillowpants

Except when its at home. Then, and only then, will it be called Taters. It'll be a swearing kid with no illusions about sex, drugs, or rock and roll. But don't worry. I'm sure it'll be just as adjusted and level-headed as any other child out there...

Kindle

Kindle

Houston, TX
March 2006

AUG 13, 2007 04:17 PM

Kleio said:
If I'm popping out a baby, I get to name the lil bastard. Its name, boy or girl, will henceforth be

Zatoichi Butch Buck Marion Beck Pillowpants

Except when its at home. Then, and only then, will it be called Taters. It'll be a swearing kid with no illusions about sex, drugs, or rock and roll. But don't worry. I'm sure it'll be just as adjusted and level-headed as any other child out there...



I think I love you biggrin

GrumpyGringo

GrumpyGringo

Fort Worth, TX
June 2007

AUG 13, 2007 06:10 PM

We're gonna spend a fortune on ritalin...

unfiltrator

unfiltrator

San Francisco, CA
April 2004

AUG 13, 2007 06:27 PM

Where to buy paternity clothes?

Ms_Magdalena

Ms_Magdalena

Minneapolis, MN
February 2007

AUG 13, 2007 06:35 PM

sitaramdas said:
they grow up vegetarian, and innoculation free.
they don't watch tv, and the girls wear princess dresses and fairy wings, most of the time



Why can't I have kids with you instead?

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

AUG 13, 2007 07:03 PM

Ms_Magdalena said:

sitaramdas said:
they grow up vegetarian, and innoculation free.
they don't watch tv, and the girls wear princess dresses and fairy wings, most of the time



Why can't I have kids with you instead?



you don't know how long i've waited to hear you say that....

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

AUG 13, 2007 07:04 PM

sitaramdas said:

Ms_Magdalena said:

sitaramdas said:
they grow up vegetarian, and innoculation free.
they don't watch tv, and the girls wear princess dresses and fairy wings, most of the time



Why can't I have kids with you instead?



you don't know how long i've waited to hear you say that....



what's yr beef w/inoculation? and television?

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