Why otters are not rabbits

They don't meet the stringent requirements.

so you're saying otters don't have penises?

You ever here someone say "They fuck like otters?"

yes.

That is a lucky lucky bunny

And a sore bunny wife...

they made that bunny to resemble me

You just know that rabbit sucks it's own dick.

Which is why he's so lucky! ^_^

Too bad no one thought to give him a mouth.

who found that picture of me, the photographer said it she'd never put it on the internet

You can't trust anybody these days.

otters are much cooler

Can I borrow that rabbit for an hour?