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TheInsatiableFT

TheInsatiableFT

Jacksonville, FL
July 2007

AUG 12, 2007 04:55 PM

and magic vagina.


I has them both.


Cosmo

Cosmo

Lansdale, PA
November 2003

AUG 12, 2007 04:56 PM

My newest favoritest thread.

Cosmo

Cosmo

Lansdale, PA
November 2003

AUG 12, 2007 04:56 PM

...and motherless whores. Can't forget about the motherless whores.

TheInsatiableFT

TheInsatiableFT

Jacksonville, FL
July 2007

AUG 12, 2007 04:56 PM

Want something to drink? Or do you have a problem of a mystical nature that needs solving?

Oxy

Oxy

United Kingdom
September 2005

AUG 12, 2007 04:57 PM

ill take both please.

xxtmnt87xx

xxtmnt87xx

Easthampton, MA
January 2005

AUG 12, 2007 04:57 PM

i'd like a motherless whore to go.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

AUG 12, 2007 04:57 PM

I misread this as nipple crater.

theworldisfine

theworldisfine

United Kingdom
June 2007

AUG 12, 2007 04:57 PM

I have a mystical thirst.

sillyokio

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX
January 2005

AUG 12, 2007 04:58 PM

WANT

TheInsatiableFT

TheInsatiableFT

Jacksonville, FL
July 2007

AUG 12, 2007 04:59 PM

Alright...two at a time for the nipple cider. Sorry, it's first come first serve for the magic vagina.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

AUG 12, 2007 05:00 PM

Is this what happens when a woman drinks too much vinegar?

EDIT:First for the magic V!

Cosmo

Cosmo

Lansdale, PA
November 2003

AUG 12, 2007 05:03 PM

freckled_tulips said:
Alright...two at a time for the nipple cider. Sorry, it's first come first serve for the magic vagina.



Awesome!


seeing how I have the first 2 posts in the thread! biggrin

ShaggyVixe

ShaggyVixe

New Orleans, LA
November 2005

AUG 12, 2007 05:03 PM

Is this from the same company that makes "Dickens Cider"?

TheInsatiableFT

TheInsatiableFT

Jacksonville, FL
July 2007

AUG 12, 2007 05:07 PM

Magic Vagina is a miracle of God. Basically, whatever touches it is miraculously healed of all its problems.

Cider Nipple is pretty much self-explanatory. Hard Cider comes out of my nipples in a cold and refreshing manner from the left and in a warm, soothing manner from the right.

ShaggyVixe

ShaggyVixe

New Orleans, LA
November 2005

AUG 12, 2007 05:09 PM

*how is this a thread?*

biggrin

Cosmo

Cosmo

Lansdale, PA
November 2003

AUG 12, 2007 05:10 PM

ShaggyVixe said:
*how is this a thread?*

biggrin


It has nipples and vagina. What else do we need to make a successful thread?

Kindle

Kindle

Houston, TX
March 2006

AUG 12, 2007 05:12 PM

Cosmo said:

ShaggyVixe said:
*how is this a thread?*

biggrin


It has nipples and vagina. What else do we need to make a successful thread?



pictures

TheInsatiableFT

TheInsatiableFT

Jacksonville, FL
July 2007

AUG 12, 2007 05:14 PM



*how is this a thread?*



I see someone's decided not to wait in line.

Cosmo

Cosmo

Lansdale, PA
November 2003

AUG 12, 2007 05:16 PM

freckled_tulips said:


*how is this a thread?*



I see someone's decided not to wait in line.


Yay! More nipple cider and magic vagina for the rest of us.



...and by 'the rest of us', I mean me.

TheInsatiableFT

TheInsatiableFT

Jacksonville, FL
July 2007

AUG 12, 2007 05:21 PM

I could always get a breast pump and market this stuff.

Cosmo

Cosmo

Lansdale, PA
November 2003

AUG 12, 2007 05:22 PM

freckled_tulips said:
I could always get a breast pump and market this stuff.



I prefer my nipple cider fresh from the tap.

varge

varge

Australia
March 2005

AUG 12, 2007 05:30 PM

What is the slogan going to be?

TheInsatiableFT

TheInsatiableFT

Jacksonville, FL
July 2007

AUG 12, 2007 05:30 PM

Perhaps a bottle every now and again, when getting it on tap isn't available.

Cosmo

Cosmo

Lansdale, PA
November 2003

AUG 12, 2007 05:33 PM

freckled_tulips said:
Perhaps a bottle every now and again, when getting it on tap isn't available.


I'll wait until you are available. The best part about nipple cider is the source.

TheInsatiableFT

TheInsatiableFT

Jacksonville, FL
July 2007

AUG 12, 2007 05:35 PM

Slogan?


Hmmmm


Nipple Cider: Suckleriffic!

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