Nipple Cider

and magic vagina.


I has them both.

My newest favoritest thread.

...and motherless whores. Can't forget about the motherless whores.

Want something to drink? Or do you have a problem of a mystical nature that needs solving?

ill take both please.

i'd like a motherless whore to go.

I misread this as nipple crater.

I have a mystical thirst.

WANT

Alright...two at a time for the nipple cider. Sorry, it's first come first serve for the magic vagina.

Is this what happens when a woman drinks too much vinegar?

EDIT:First for the magic V!

Awesome!


seeing how I have the first 2 posts in the thread!

Is this from the same company that makes "Dickens Cider"?

Magic Vagina is a miracle of God. Basically, whatever touches it is miraculously healed of all its problems.

Cider Nipple is pretty much self-explanatory. Hard Cider comes out of my nipples in a cold and refreshing manner from the left and in a warm, soothing manner from the right.

*how is this a thread?*

It has nipples and vagina. What else do we need to make a successful thread?

pictures

I see someone's decided not to wait in line.

Yay! More nipple cider and magic vagina for the rest of us.



...and by 'the rest of us', I mean me.

I could always get a breast pump and market this stuff.

I prefer my nipple cider fresh from the tap.

What is the slogan going to be?

Perhaps a bottle every now and again, when getting it on tap isn't available.

I'll wait until you are available. The best part about nipple cider is the source.

Slogan?


Hmmmm


Nipple Cider: Suckleriffic!