Lucy I'm asking you out

publicAnemone said:
she is in this guy with diamonds

Zarth said:
Lucy rips off the balls of men she's slept with and keeps them in jars on her mantle. She fists women so severely that you can stick an entire human head in there afterwards (which she also does, from time to time). She's been known to eviscerate people by accident during foreplay. And it doesn't stop her.

You're sure you want to go through with this?

Zarth said:
Lucy rips off the balls of men she's slept with and keeps them in jars on her mantle. She fists women so severely that you can stick an entire human head in there afterwards (which she also does, from time to time). She's been known to eviscerate people by accident during foreplay. And it doesn't stop her.

You're sure you want to go through with this?

Oxy said:
yeah like .....as if this would work.


if it would i would have done this years ago.

Move on....nothing gonna happen here.

Zarth said:

She does prefer quantity over quality, though, so he's got an advantage over you.

Oxy said:

it would appear so...except i like to think i have a quantity of my quality.

gigantic said:
lucy ripped off my balls.

phrogg said:

*studies profile pic*

I'm thinking... probably a good thing!

Zarth said:

She means ripped off in the sense of stolen. Out of her car, to be specific.