Weapon of the Day

My laptop. Bastard weighs 12 lbs, should do some damage.

A fish.

Todays weapon is whatever is close enough for me to throw at your head. Looks like it's a vase full of daisies.

My trusty combat knife, a better friend you couldn't ask for

A plastic talking dollhouse of pain!!

fire ants

An old floor heater

right click - save

Todays weapon is a sharpened mop handle.

a metal spoon.. why cause it'll hurt more you twit

I'm going old school with the Titan II

I always have two knives on me, unless there are rules I have no way of getting around forbidding me from having them.