Weapon of the Day

Since it's so slow today, I'll contribute a lame game.

If today were to be the day you finally snapped, what would you use?

Me, I'd say it's a hatchet day.

crowbar, sturdy and reliable. Although a chainsaw would be good for terror value

Knitting needles. No one would be expecting that.

The 2x4 I use to brace my front door with at nights.

A parang.

But only because I can't get my hands on a Barrett M82.

A prison shank that I've had keystered waiting for a rainy day.

arsenic cookies. dozens and dozens.

I can always tell my own stress level by how available the weapon would be. For instance, today I must be fairly close, because I actually own a hatchet. A nice, dull hatchet . . .

Anyway.

Some days, like flamethower days or vulcan cannon days, the world is just a little safer.

I own a parang.

Look out, motherfuckers.

Um...I like you.

Like like or fear like?

remember he only has a dull hatchet today

Quote of the day.

A little of both, actually.



But, it started out fear like.

Excellent.

Today is a candlesticks day for me.

Guess?

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A spoon.


A rusty one.

A box of old records

I would venture out with two flintlock pistols, a horn of powder and a sack of lead shot, with a Kazak sabre, a musket, and a large jug of rum. On horseback.
THROUGH NEW YORK

how are you going to get that lot through customs?

Nuclear submarine.

My rap lyrics.

mustard gas

Barry Manilow