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Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

AUG 03, 2007 01:49 PM

Since it's so slow today, I'll contribute a lame game.

If today were to be the day you finally snapped, what would you use?

Me, I'd say it's a hatchet day.

spamtwo

spamtwo

United Kingdom
April 2006

AUG 03, 2007 01:50 PM

crowbar, sturdy and reliable. Although a chainsaw would be good for terror value

CptPyjama

CptPyjama

United Kingdom
October 2006

AUG 03, 2007 01:51 PM

Knitting needles. No one would be expecting that.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Well someone thinks they're bloody dangerous, because they specifically request you don't take them on planes.

TheInsatiableFT

TheInsatiableFT

Jacksonville, FL
July 2007

AUG 03, 2007 01:51 PM

The 2x4 I use to brace my front door with at nights.

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

AUG 03, 2007 01:52 PM

A parang.

But only because I can't get my hands on a Barrett M82.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

AUG 03, 2007 01:54 PM

A prison shank that I've had keystered waiting for a rainy day.

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

AUG 03, 2007 01:54 PM

arsenic cookies. dozens and dozens.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

AUG 03, 2007 01:54 PM

mingol said:
A parang.

But only because I can't get my hands on a Barrett M82.


I can always tell my own stress level by how available the weapon would be. For instance, today I must be fairly close, because I actually own a hatchet. A nice, dull hatchet . . .

Anyway.

Some days, like flamethower days or vulcan cannon days, the world is just a little safer.

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

AUG 03, 2007 01:55 PM

Zarth said:

mingol said:
A parang.
But only because I can't get my hands on a Barrett M82.


I can always tell my own stress level by how available the weapon would be. For instance, today I must be fairly close, because I own a hatchet.

Some days, like flamethower or vulcan cannon days, the world is just a little safer.



I own a parang.

Look out, motherfuckers.

TheInsatiableFT

TheInsatiableFT

Jacksonville, FL
July 2007

AUG 03, 2007 01:56 PM

Zarth said:

mingol said:
A parang.

But only because I can't get my hands on a Barrett M82.


I can always tell my own stress level by how available the weapon would be. For instance, today I must be fairly close, because I actually own a hatchet. A nice, dull hatchet.

Some days, like flamethower days or vulcan cannon days, the world is just a little safer.



Um...I like you.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

AUG 03, 2007 02:00 PM

freckled_tulips said:
Um...I like you.


Like like or fear like?

spamtwo

spamtwo

United Kingdom
April 2006

AUG 03, 2007 02:01 PM

Zarth said:

freckled_tulips said:
Um...I like you.


Like like or fear like?



remember he only has a dull hatchet today

DarkSomething

DarkSomething

San Diego, CA
July 2007

AUG 03, 2007 02:01 PM

Zarth said:

mingol said:
A parang.

But only because I can't get my hands on a Barrett M82.


I can always tell my own stress level by how available the weapon would be. For instance, today I must be fairly close, because I actually own a hatchet. A nice, dull hatchet . . .

Anyway.

Some days, like flamethower days or vulcan cannon days, the world is just a little safer.



Quote of the day.

TheInsatiableFT

TheInsatiableFT

Jacksonville, FL
July 2007

AUG 03, 2007 02:01 PM

A little of both, actually.



But, it started out fear like.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

AUG 03, 2007 02:03 PM

freckled_tulips said:
A little of both, actually.



But, it started out fear like.


Excellent.

phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

AUG 03, 2007 02:45 PM

Today is a candlesticks day for me.

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

AUG 03, 2007 02:51 PM

sillyokio

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX
January 2005

AUG 03, 2007 02:52 PM

A spoon.


A rusty one.

DarkSomething

DarkSomething

San Diego, CA
July 2007

AUG 03, 2007 02:53 PM

A box of old records

theworldisfine

theworldisfine

United Kingdom
June 2007

AUG 03, 2007 02:54 PM

I would venture out with two flintlock pistols, a horn of powder and a sack of lead shot, with a Kazak sabre, a musket, and a large jug of rum. On horseback.
THROUGH NEW YORK

spamtwo

spamtwo

United Kingdom
April 2006

AUG 03, 2007 03:01 PM

theworldisfine said:
I would venture out with two flintlock pistols, a horn of powder and a sack of lead shot, with a Kazak sabre, a musket, and a large jug of rum. On horseback.
THROUGH NEW YORK



how are you going to get that lot through customs?

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

AUG 03, 2007 03:04 PM

rabidrabbit said:

theworldisfine said:
I would venture out with two flintlock pistols, a horn of powder and a sack of lead shot, with a Kazak sabre, a musket, and a large jug of rum. On horseback.
THROUGH NEW YORK



how are you going to get that lot through customs?

Nuclear submarine.

unfiltrator

unfiltrator

San Francisco, CA
April 2004

AUG 03, 2007 03:05 PM

My rap lyrics.

LEtranger

Letranger

Brooklyn, NY
September 2005

AUG 03, 2007 03:13 PM

mustard gas

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

AUG 03, 2007 03:26 PM

Barry Manilow

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