I'm going to 7-11

Does anybody want anything?

Pringles

all the cash drawer contents emptied into a brown paper bag. don't forget the safe.

pussy, whiskey, lotto tickets, and a little bit of class

this is 7-11 it has no class

well then just the lotto tickets, booze and pussy

I'll get the lotto tickets and booze but where i live you gotta have one to get one.

Slim Jims and a Dr. Pepper, plz.

Surprise me.

BTW I brought home Monster, Pringles, and Cat Food. There's already Booze and Dr. Pepper in the house.

Smokes. And a sixer of tall boys.

beer.

A can of coke.

A hot girl.

Ribbed ticklers - 4 pack.

he's already been, it's someone elses turn

"I don't want any... Some brown bread. I just want some brown bread. Yeah, brown bread. Right over there, brown bread... No, that's diesel oil... Brown bread, brown... Two words, brown bread. First word, sounds like... Brroowwwn?? Brown! Brown bread!

I don't know what this is a reference to but it made me giggle.

Can I have a bite of your pussy? It looks good.

I hate shopping at 7-11...they gouge you with their wonderful convenient store prices...how is that convenient...maybe for them. The only thing worth getting their is a big gulp...buy the $3.99 64 oz one and bring it in for refills...now that's one thing I like about them!

it's convient to me because it's across the street. Unlike all the grocery stores. They know me by name and know that if I don't walk in at least every other day and buy a monster something must be up. Is that sad or what?

wait.

i don't like you.

you pissed in the mouthwash.
asshole.

I went to the 7/11 my damn self. Bough some banana muffins, a case of coke, a Dr Pepper and a Cherikee Red.

be right over.

At 2.30am this morning I was stood in a drunken and transfixed state in my local 24 hour Spar. I knew what I wanted, but I couldn't rationalise it with all their bright lights and "Buy one Get One Free" stickers, so I panicked, grabbed some junk food and cola and walked to the checkout looking more than a little confused.

Evil shop.