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TomeiNingen

TomeiNingen

USA
March 2007

JUL 26, 2007 02:27 AM

... accidentally glued my hands into the Buddy Christ pose.


Share your achievements both wonderful and pathetic.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

JUL 26, 2007 05:04 AM

...sneezed and peed on myself.

That was yesterday. It wasn't so grate, aktually.

MisterDoom

MisterDoom

USA
May 2003

JUL 26, 2007 05:42 AM

Farted in church. Loudly.

samlonghorn

samlonghorn

United Kingdom
April 2005

JUL 26, 2007 06:00 AM

....I got so drunk after drinking 20 double vodkas and orange in one night that I wondered why I was stone cold sober 6 hours later, before realising it was actually 30 hours later and I'd slept through the whole day.

RatedPG

RatedPG

Canada
April 2005

JUL 26, 2007 06:02 AM

...was so drunk I pulled it out on the sidewalk and peed during the last half block of the walk home. My pants did not come out of it unscathed.

TheInsatiableFT

TheInsatiableFT

Jacksonville, FL
July 2007

JUL 26, 2007 06:20 AM

...laughed my birthday cake out of my nose.

Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

JUL 26, 2007 06:37 AM

...climbed a tree and got stuck and then peed myself because I couldn't get down in time. My auntie laughed at me and I was all crying and shit.

Bitch.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

JUL 26, 2007 06:39 AM

...sneezed in class and didn't get my hand up in time and kinda slimed the guy in front of me. He never noticed, and I was too mortified to say anything.

TheInsatiableFT

TheInsatiableFT

Jacksonville, FL
July 2007

JUL 26, 2007 06:49 AM

...got a chance to speak to my favorite band and had a beautifully eloquent speech prepared, but when I encountered them all that came out was "Your music makes me happy."

TaoAndCoffee

TaoAndCoffee

Stoney Creek, ON
June 2007

JUL 26, 2007 08:57 AM

..killed like 5 threads in a row blackeyed

BrightRedScream_

BrightRedScream_

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

JUL 26, 2007 09:43 AM

..was really drunk and fell down a really steep flight of stairs at a club, and my skirt basically ended up around my waist giving everyone a show....Things was I was SO drunk, I didn't know how bad it hurt until the next day when I had bruises all up my back, ass and thighs blackeyed

MisterDoom

MisterDoom

USA
May 2003

JUL 26, 2007 09:48 AM

Suppressed a laugh due to a story I heard this girl tell about how she got drunk and fell at a club... Then the non-evil me took over and I empathized.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

JUL 26, 2007 10:01 AM

...opened the door to pick up a package from the FedEx guy, tripped over the doorframe, and fell on him so that he had to catch my big wobbly ass to keep me from eating shit on the porch, which made my dog think he was attacking me and he kind of bum rushed his legs in scary fashion.

That was today, just now, about 3 minutes ago. Thank you, FedEx guy! Sorry I kinda had BO and coffee breath, and that my dog thought you might me attacking me and (kind of) rushed to my aid, further scaring you. You should get a trophy. I'm sure that this isn't the type of 'woman throwing herself at you' story that you guys like to tell back at FedEx headquarters.

Thank you, Maverick, for rushing to my aid. I didn't really think you would, since you are such a peaceful-type doggie.

BrightRedScream_

BrightRedScream_

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

JUL 26, 2007 10:09 AM

Msterbeau said:
Suppressed a laugh due to a story I heard this girl tell about how she got drunk and fell at a club... Then the non-evil me took over and I empathized.



...suppressed the urge to smack someone for laughing at my story of when I drunkingly fell at a club.... wink

BrightRedScream_

BrightRedScream_

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

JUL 26, 2007 10:10 AM

DhD_PillowPants said:
...opened the door to pick up a package from the FedEx guy, tripped over the doorframe, and fell on him so that he had to catch my big wobbly ass to keep me from eating shit on the porch, which made my dog think he was attacking me and he kind of bum rushed his legs in scary fashion.

That was today, just now, about 3 minutes ago. Thank you, FedEx guy! Sorry I kinda had BO and coffee breath, and that my dog thought you might me attacking me and (kind of) rushed to my aid, further scaring you. You should get a trophy. I'm sure that this isn't the type of 'woman throwing herself at you' story that you guys like to tell back at FedEx headquarters.

Thank you, Maverick, for rushing to my aid. I didn't really think you would, since you are such a peaceful-type doggie.



Ok, this was the funniest thing I ever read..
I'm assuming you have a smaller dog? Coz if that was mine - the FedEx guy would have had no leg tongue

MisterDoom

MisterDoom

USA
May 2003

JUL 26, 2007 10:12 AM

BrightRedScream said:

Msterbeau said:
Suppressed a laugh due to a story I heard this girl tell about how she got drunk and fell at a club... Then the non-evil me took over and I empathized.



...suppressed the urge to smack someone for laughing at my story of when I drunkingly fell at a club.... wink



Breathed a sigh of relief...

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

JUL 26, 2007 10:15 AM

BrightRedScream said:

DhD_PillowPants said:
...opened the door to pick up a package from the FedEx guy, tripped over the doorframe, and fell on him so that he had to catch my big wobbly ass to keep me from eating shit on the porch, which made my dog think he was attacking me and he kind of bum rushed his legs in scary fashion.

That was today, just now, about 3 minutes ago. Thank you, FedEx guy! Sorry I kinda had BO and coffee breath, and that my dog thought you might me attacking me and (kind of) rushed to my aid, further scaring you. You should get a trophy. I'm sure that this isn't the type of 'woman throwing herself at you' story that you guys like to tell back at FedEx headquarters.

Thank you, Maverick, for rushing to my aid. I didn't really think you would, since you are such a peaceful-type doggie.



Ok, this was the funniest thing I ever read..
I'm assuming you have a smaller dog? Coz if that was mine - the FedEx guy would have had no leg tongue



Chocolate Lab, actually. I'm really impressed by him. I always figured he was the type that wouldn't protect me. He's a lover.

My Hero:

BrightRedScream_

BrightRedScream_

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

JUL 26, 2007 10:15 AM

Msterbeau said:

BrightRedScream said:

Msterbeau said:
Suppressed a laugh due to a story I heard this girl tell about how she got drunk and fell at a club... Then the non-evil me took over and I empathized.



...suppressed the urge to smack someone for laughing at my story of when I drunkingly fell at a club.... wink



Breathed a sigh of relief...



(You would have liked it too much) tongue

BrightRedScream_

BrightRedScream_

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

JUL 26, 2007 10:16 AM

DhD_PillowPants said:

BrightRedScream said:

DhD_PillowPants said:
...opened the door to pick up a package from the FedEx guy, tripped over the doorframe, and fell on him so that he had to catch my big wobbly ass to keep me from eating shit on the porch, which made my dog think he was attacking me and he kind of bum rushed his legs in scary fashion.

That was today, just now, about 3 minutes ago. Thank you, FedEx guy! Sorry I kinda had BO and coffee breath, and that my dog thought you might me attacking me and (kind of) rushed to my aid, further scaring you. You should get a trophy. I'm sure that this isn't the type of 'woman throwing herself at you' story that you guys like to tell back at FedEx headquarters.

Thank you, Maverick, for rushing to my aid. I didn't really think you would, since you are such a peaceful-type doggie.



Ok, this was the funniest thing I ever read..
I'm assuming you have a smaller dog? Coz if that was mine - the FedEx guy would have had no leg tongue



Chocolate Lab, actually. I'm really impressed by him. I always figured he was the type that wouldn't protect me. He's a lover.

My Hero:



Omg...cute!

That surprises me too - labs are usually the more lovey type wink

MisterDoom

MisterDoom

USA
May 2003

JUL 26, 2007 10:16 AM

BrightRedScream said:

Msterbeau said:

BrightRedScream said:

Msterbeau said:
Suppressed a laugh due to a story I heard this girl tell about how she got drunk and fell at a club... Then the non-evil me took over and I empathized.



...suppressed the urge to smack someone for laughing at my story of when I drunkingly fell at a club.... wink



Breathed a sigh of relief...



(You would have liked it too much) tongue



Depends on the location of the smack. :-)

BrightRedScream_

BrightRedScream_

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

JUL 26, 2007 10:17 AM

Msterbeau said:

BrightRedScream said:

Msterbeau said:

BrightRedScream said:

Msterbeau said:
Suppressed a laugh due to a story I heard this girl tell about how she got drunk and fell at a club... Then the non-evil me took over and I empathized.



...suppressed the urge to smack someone for laughing at my story of when I drunkingly fell at a club.... wink



Breathed a sigh of relief...



(You would have liked it too much) tongue



Depends on the location of the smack. :-)



Just trust me - you would have liked it tongue

TaoAndCoffee

TaoAndCoffee

Stoney Creek, ON
June 2007

JUL 26, 2007 10:20 AM

Msterbeau said:

Depends on the location of the smack. :-)



I doubt that wink

Kindle

Kindle

Houston, TX
March 2006

JUL 26, 2007 10:30 AM

Stepped out of a trailer holding up my boss's wallet while bellowing "I have the power!" only to have my ankle buckle underneath me when my foot hit the ground. I fell on my ass and the resulting injury was my foot broken in about 5 different places. It was both funny and embarrassing at the same time.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

JUL 26, 2007 10:48 AM

Kindle said:
Stepped out of a trailer holding up my boss's wallet while bellowing "I have the power!" only to have my ankle buckle underneath me when my foot hit the ground. I fell on my ass and the resulting injury was my foot broken in about 5 different places. It was both funny and embarrassing at the same time.



Where you going to say 'I have the power...of GREYSKUUUULLLLLL?'

Cause that would be awesomest.

bete_noir

bete_noir

Lesotho
April 2007

JUL 26, 2007 10:52 AM

DhD_PillowPants said:

Kindle said:
Stepped out of a trailer holding up my boss's wallet while bellowing "I have the power!" only to have my ankle buckle underneath me when my foot hit the ground. I fell on my ass and the resulting injury was my foot broken in about 5 different places. It was both funny and embarrassing at the same time.



Where you going to say 'I have the power...of GREYSKUUUULLLLLL?'

Cause that would be awesomest.



indeed it would!!!!!!

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