where did that thing go?

did it fall behind the printer?
no!
under the desk?
no, not there either?

who is that saint?
that has that rhyme?
that finds things?

St. Anthony, St. Anthony, come around
Something is lost that cannot be found.


That one?

You're in a poetic mood, eh sit?

Here it is!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Curses!

It's like Pandora's box...

indeed,
in fact, that 'thing' I lost,
it was a how too book on dirty limericks.
But Saint Anthony hooked me up.
it was under my list of things that rhyme with 'vag'

There it is! It was in my CRAZY the whole time!

Zarth said:
Here it is!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

how long have you been saving that?

I hope it was a long time, cause it was worth it.
i'm crying over here.

sitaramdas said:

Zarth said:
Here it is!

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how long have you been saving that?

I hope it was a long time, cause it was worth it.
i'm crying over here.

haha, you made his night, giving him the chance to post that. He's probably chortling like a little boy over there on the left coast.

sitaramdas said:

Zarth said:
Here it is!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

how long have you been saving that?

I hope it was a long time, cause it was worth it.
i'm crying over here.

It has to be used infrequently, it's true. It loses its impact otherwise.

I enjoyed it, it's true, but I'm only half paying attention. There's a really cool Nova on right now that I really want to watch.

Yes. I'm a nerd. Back in an hour.

magpieboy said:

sitaramdas said:

Zarth said:
Here it is!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

how long have you been saving that?

I hope it was a long time, cause it was worth it.
i'm crying over here.

haha, you made his night, giving him the chance to post that. He's probably chortling like a little boy over there on the left coast.

I was going to go to sleep, but if i close my eyes now, its just going to be scampering seal-llamas all night.

?

Who put the stump
In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump?
Who took and jammed it
In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?
Who stood the wood
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop?
Who put the stick
Up my hipty-dipty-dip?

whooo was that maaaan?
I'd like to break his haaaand!
He made my anus
way too sore to poooo!

was it this guy?

*bass voice*
YEAH!

Indians were great college basketball players. Not a lot of people know that.

If you drop it will it blow?
Does it give off a greenish glow?
Is it little? Is it big?
Will it make you do a jig?
Is it magnetic? Will it stick?
Is it something you can lick?
Did you build it from a kit?
Is it shine-ola? Is it shit?

What's in that bag bag bag?
You know you can show me I promise that I
won't tell a soul 'til the day that I die.
Get out the Bibles and stack 'em up high.

Great hook shots...

*shakes head*

lesseee
no, yes, no, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, no, no.

give up?

... in my butt.

did ya get that thing i sent ya?

I want a saint

Hindu or Catholic?

Tomahawk dunk. Need I say more?