Silliness needs to be more aromatic.

All I smell is armpit sweat.

Is it the good kind of armpit sweat smell, or the bad one?

um...good?

(it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost)

Now all I smell is lovely fabric softener, mixed with sandalwood incense which is meant to cover the overpowering mildew scent from the last flood.

Perhaps can we be less aromatic?

Except for the overpowering mildew, that sounds to me like the best kind of aromatic.

Silliness smells like a freshly douched vagina. Filled with potpourri. I hate that smell. I can't get it out of my car.

Two words:

DEAD HOOKER BACON

One word:

MY BEDSHEETS