If...

..only this thread hadn't started, i wouldnt be sad

... you guys don't perk up your sadness will take over me.

...I paid more attention to what I was doing I wouldn't have shut my thumb in the filing cabinet

... ants fall over on their right hand side when intoxicated, what do they use to get intoxicated?

...only i could win the lottery...not the jackpot neccessarily...just a little would be nice

...this headache would stop I would be happy

...I could hear from him, just anything...I'd feel better

..... i'd quit having car trouble.........

....it wasn't for him I'd be nothing.

..... you would do laundry for me, I would love you forever.

...you could only think like I do. You would be locked up.

... I was just stunningly gorgeous as well as a genius, I'd be set for life

... I had less of an ego...

...CaptainAllama could see herself through my eyes........

....I said you have a beautiful body would you hold is against me?