Yet Another Thread From 2005

Mental note: use the high-caliber mackerel.

And I believe the '05 comeback was "your easy, greasy grandmama".

But you're already married to me.

I thought you moved on

It's the job. Too much time away from the wife.

always the job

Yeah.

cheers sweetie xxxooo

You're MARRIED?!

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The one nice thing is you can pretty easily tell the old threads from the new ones.

Old thread: 2-5 pages
New thread: 200-600 pages

You don't stand on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and you don't tell Zarth how funny he can't be.

Only if it involved a certain Mrs Dipietro.

Analicious.

Awesomesauce.

And we liked it that way.

Indeed.

2 to 5 pages of hilarity is greater than an infinite number of pages of not funny in the slightest.

Humor and creativity have been outsourced to... somewhere.

Outsourced to Jane Fonda, perhaps?

I'd like to out her source, if you know what I... never mind.

Eh, I've had better.

fraudulent thread is fraudulent.

I do remember much shorter threads back in 2005, (yes I was).
I think that the site is a lot larger, and has gotten a bit, (dare I say) Mainstream, the mainstream is closer to social norms, which are average which unfortunatly = mediocre.
I blame the SG plug on CsI or whatever show it was, I think it was csi.