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devastateddrone

devastateddrone

Australia
April 2007

JUL 21, 2007 06:54 AM

The "Spankometer is the perfect gift for any bloke who enjoys a little wrist action."

Who wants one?

Kleio

Kleio

Winona, MN
January 2006

JUL 21, 2007 08:54 AM



You can measure your performance, keep a year long record, compete with your mates, or use it as part of a diet and fitness program.



eeek

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

JUL 21, 2007 09:00 AM

I must be naive. I thought this was going to be about actual spanking.

I'm extremely disappointed.

Greaser

Greaser

New Orleans, LA
July 2006

JUL 21, 2007 09:02 AM

Hmmm, nope. It would only tell me something that I'd be ashamed to know blush

BrightRedScream_

BrightRedScream_

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

JUL 21, 2007 09:05 AM

Zarth said:
I'm extremely disappointed.



+1

Greaser

Greaser

New Orleans, LA
July 2006

JUL 21, 2007 09:08 AM

Perhaps "Wankometer" would have been less ambiguous wink

sillyokio

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX
January 2005

JUL 21, 2007 09:14 AM

spanking = happy okio.

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

JUL 21, 2007 09:16 AM

I am also disappointed. I want a refund!

TaoAndCoffee

TaoAndCoffee

Stoney Creek, ON
June 2007

JUL 21, 2007 09:29 AM

Kleio said:


You can measure your performance, keep a year long record, compete with your mates, or use it as part of a diet and fitness program.



eeek



I wouldn't mind knowing how many calories I burn with a good spank.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

JUL 21, 2007 09:33 AM

BrightRedScream said:

Zarth said:
I'm extremely disappointed.


+1


sillyokio said:
spanking = happy okio.


Nea said:
I am also disappointed. I want a refund!


Here. Apparently there's a real one in a London sex museum.

It looks kind of cute, too.



You can always trust in your dirty uncle Zarth.

Kleio

Kleio

Winona, MN
January 2006

JUL 21, 2007 09:54 AM

You're a good man, Zarth.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

JUL 21, 2007 11:04 AM

Kleio said:
You're a good man, Zarth.


It would be an even better machine if it lit up pink with every smack. That's how I would design it, anyway.

d_day

d_day

San Bernardino, CA
July 2002

JUL 21, 2007 11:07 AM

Zarth said:

Kleio said:
You're a good man, Zarth.


It would be an even better machine if it lit up pink with every smack. That's how I would design it, anyway.



Like this?

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

JUL 21, 2007 11:11 AM

d_day said:

Zarth said:

Kleio said:
You're a good man, Zarth.


It would be an even better machine if it lit up pink with every smack. That's how I would design it, anyway.


Like this?


Not quite what I had in mind . . .

d_day

d_day

San Bernardino, CA
July 2002

JUL 21, 2007 11:12 AM

Zarth said:

d_day said:

Zarth said:

Kleio said:
You're a good man, Zarth.


It would be an even better machine if it lit up pink with every smack. That's how I would design it, anyway.


Like this?


Not quite what I had in mind . . .



But you still can't stop playing with it?

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

JUL 21, 2007 11:14 AM

d_day said:

Zarth said:

d_day said:

Zarth said:

Kleio said:
You're a good man, Zarth.


It would be an even better machine if it lit up pink with every smack. That's how I would design it, anyway.


Like this?


Not quite what I had in mind . . .


But you still can't stop playing with it?


d_day

d_day

San Bernardino, CA
July 2002

JUL 21, 2007 11:21 AM

Zarth said:

d_day said:

Zarth said:

d_day said:

Zarth said:

Kleio said:
You're a good man, Zarth.


It would be an even better machine if it lit up pink with every smack. That's how I would design it, anyway.


Like this?


Not quite what I had in mind . . .


But you still can't stop playing with it?




You know you love it.