Spankometer

The "Spankometer is the perfect gift for any bloke who enjoys a little wrist action."

Who wants one?

I must be naive. I thought this was going to be about actual spanking.

I'm extremely disappointed.

Hmmm, nope. It would only tell me something that I'd be ashamed to know

+1

Perhaps "Wankometer" would have been less ambiguous

spanking = happy okio.

I am also disappointed. I want a refund!

I wouldn't mind knowing how many calories I burn with a good spank.

Here. Apparently there's a real one in a London sex museum.

It looks kind of cute, too.



You can always trust in your dirty uncle Zarth.

You're a good man, Zarth.

It would be an even better machine if it lit up pink with every smack. That's how I would design it, anyway.

Like this?

Not quite what I had in mind . . .

But you still can't stop playing with it?

You know you love it.