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7/23/07

Who wants to make out with your mom?

Cassiel

7/23/07

Saying "as much, or as little" is stupid

Cassiel

7/23/07

Silliness needs to be more aristocratic. [2]

Cassiel

7/23/07

I made friends with my webcam... [6]

All_Sewn_Up

7/23/07

Al hasn't been as active lately! [2]

PRockGirlScout

7/23/07

BIBLIACHICA In The Buff [8]

Hot_Rod

7/23/07

If... [2]

LucieFurr

7/23/07

fine...but are their subs any good?

bete_noir

7/23/07

Beaky is heading to Guatemal

beaky

7/23/07

somebody [4]

Martini

7/23/07

Anyone know why... [2]

meatpieboy

7/23/07

Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

RudieCantFail

7/23/07

It's Shite Glam Barbershop All Over Again!!!!!

ckdexterhaven

7/22/07

Hey, everybody!

PRockGirlScout

7/22/07

Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. [2]

HeMightBeGiant

7/22/07

I wanna puke

meatpieboy

7/22/07

Silly has a posse [2]

ckdexterhaven

7/22/07

Just when you thought it was safe...

theaceface

7/22/07

not for the weak of heart... [2]

SonOfAPunk

7/22/07

The Last Book.

TaoAndCoffee

7/22/07

Breakfast Burritos!! [2]

meRock

7/22/07

do Suicide Girls fart? [2]

SnakePlissken

7/22/07

Jesus Christ, Super Car! [2]

Wren

7/22/07

Members you only Kinda Like... [6]

bluevalentine

7/22/07

Top 5 Members You Want To Have Dinner With [5]

MercyBullet

7/22/07

Experienced cat owners, please help!

Ta2dMom

7/22/07

!!!RAVE daerhT sdrawkcaB tsoM ehT [2]

meRock

7/22/07

Qualifying cannibalism

TaoAndCoffee

7/22/07

why am I awake? [2]

RudieCantFail

7/21/07

Martini humped my leg.

thefreak

7/21/07

Does squidbizkit Like me? yes[ ], no[ ] [2]

meatpieboy

7/21/07

printf("shiver in eternal darkness/n");

meatpieboy

7/21/07

What are hot dogs flavored with?

SnakePlissken

7/21/07

Thank god for the squid shots from behind [5]

ckdexterhaven

7/21/07

Psychic Defective Stories.

zarth

7/21/07

The FridgeMagnet Depreciation Thread [2]

PRockGirlScout

7/21/07

Kat Von D

unfiltrator

7/21/07

Woman I know is now in hardcore PORN! [3]

samlonghorn

7/21/07

ASSNUTS! [2]

zarth

7/21/07

Get a load of this...

Cassiel

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Jesus Christ, Super Car!

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TheInsatiableFT

Jacksonville, FL

July 2007

JUL 21, 2007 05:34 AM

Wow...just imagine being that guys neighbor.

Pwndcake

Portland, OR

October 2004

JUL 21, 2007 05:56 AM

freckled_tulips said:
Wow...just imagine being that guys neighbor.

I would start every day with a smile.

Every morning at 5AM, you'd wake up to the blasting sound of Christian Rock. He probably gets his mail in the nude. His house would look like something from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory." And, he would ALWAYS be eager to talk to you everytime he saw you and offer you copies of his Christian Rock.

God, I fucking hate neighbors.

Pwndcake

Portland, OR

October 2004

JUL 21, 2007 06:15 AM

Any guy who drives a car like that would have an awesome sense of humor about his religion. If he checked his mail in the nude I would hand him my "Enjoy Satan" shirt and we would share a hearty laugh at each other's beliefs, or lack thereof. He would stop blaring the Christian Rock after I started blaring techno remixes of Hamster Dance back to back with Virgin Prunes and Haujobb. Every day would be a challenge for spiritual domination of our block, and it would rock. Like a hurricane.

wheezy_e

Boulder City, NV

April 2004

JUL 21, 2007 06:19 AM

20 bucks says he's rocking stryper in the deck.

TheInsatiableFT

Jacksonville, FL

July 2007

JUL 21, 2007 06:24 AM

Sure, at first he'd seem fun. Until you piss him off. He's got a nasty Coke habit, which makes him a blast one second and an angry asshole the next. One day, a day when he notices how tall your grass is getting and how you REFUSE to mow it, he'll come over and paint expletives all over your house and proclamations that Jesus is Lord. When you approach him about it, he'll deny it...because he won't even know he did it. He was that out of his skull.

Also, he'll fuck your girlfriend.

Pwndcake

Portland, OR

October 2004

JUL 21, 2007 09:20 AM

What a goddam douchebag. I fucking hate that guy now.

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX

January 2005

JUL 21, 2007 09:24 AM

What happens when it rains?

Nea

New York, NY

October 2006

JUL 21, 2007 09:25 AM

lmao. That car is so fucking lame!

TaoAndCoffee

Stoney Creek, ON

June 2007

JUL 21, 2007 09:25 AM

Is this guy in Portland? I just read about something like this in Chuck Palahniuk's book about the city.

Evilgasm

Netherlands

April 2007

JUL 21, 2007 09:29 AM

Cosmo said:

Wrong on so many levels....

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

JUL 21, 2007 06:02 PM

i lol'd at the tittle of this thread...
not so much at the content.

xo

ckdexterhaven

USA

December 2005

JUL 21, 2007 06:12 PM

Martini said:
i lol'd at the tittle of this thread...
not so much at the content.

xo

yeah, me too.

Ilectra

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

JUL 21, 2007 06:13 PM

I want!!

samlonghorn

United Kingdom

April 2005

JUL 21, 2007 06:14 PM

Who don't I have neighbours like that?

Not that I'm complaining about the Lithuanian house music at 4.00am or anything.....

ckdexterhaven

USA

December 2005

JUL 21, 2007 06:17 PM

Fucking Ted Nugent.

samlonghorn

United Kingdom

April 2005

JUL 21, 2007 06:20 PM

CKDexterHaven said:
Fucking Ted Nugent.

A most unpleasant image if ever there was one.....

TheInsatiableFT

Jacksonville, FL

July 2007

JUL 22, 2007 06:03 AM

Not that I'm complaining about the Lithuanian house music at 4.00am or anything.....

Sounds like my old neighbors. Only it was Portugeuse cover songs.

samlonghorn

United Kingdom

April 2005

JUL 22, 2007 06:44 AM

freckled_tulips said:

Sounds like my old neighbors. Only it was Portugeuse cover songs.

Yikes! Actually, last night it was a bunch of kids outside my bedroom window that had been busted by the police in a stolen car. At 3.00am.

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX

April 2007

JUL 22, 2007 07:29 AM

TheInsatiableFT

Jacksonville, FL

July 2007

JUL 22, 2007 09:01 AM

samlonghorn said: Yikes! Actually, last night it was a bunch of kids outside my bedroom window that had been busted by the police in a stolen car. At 3.00am.

I've gotten so used to stuff like that, I don't even hear it anymore.

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA

May 2004

JUL 22, 2007 09:06 AM

sillyokio said:
What happens when it rains?

Water falls out of the sky.

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