Ask Anything!

sometimes.

are you experienced?

Yep.

Have you ever been experienced?

YES

Did you ever think that you would be lost forever?

once, but then i was found.

have you found what you're looking for?

Not even close.

Anyone know where my car keys are?

Check the dresser.

Can you show me the way to the next whiskey bar?

It is down the street 3 blocks, turn right. You can't miss it.

Do you think he will be upset I sent him to a gay whiskey bar?

Probably not. I doubt he'll even be able to tell the whiskey is gay.

Is the whiskey male or is it lesbian whiskey?

It's a transvestite whisky that swings both ways.

Does whiskey really cure cancer?

I would think so. But I am no medical doctor.

Is there a doctor in the house?

NO, but House IS a doctor.

Do you watch House?

no.

is it good?

Occasionally

Why does batman sound asthmatic?

I think it's an allergic reaction to the rubber in his outfit.

How come Robin doesn't have to change his voice in the movies?

I'm pretty sure it's because no one really pays attention to him..

Why do I love making mix cds for everyone I know?

Maybe you just like sharing good music?

So heard any good bands lately?

Yep, five finger death punch

Is it time to go already?

Yes.

Will I ever see you again?

You never have

When will I get tired enough to sleep?

when the zombie clowns come for you.

what plans do you have for your birthday? (happy b-day btw)

Live to it

What dictates your life's significance?

Who I touch.... not in that way you prevs.

Do you like to sleep?

yes.

is it sleepy time yet?

Sleepytime is all the time.

Hey, is spanish tricky to pick up if you already know some french?

I speak from experience - knowing French totally helps. What you can't figure out you can kind of fudge.

Why does coffee seem to shrink my bladder to the size of a shot glass?