Victoria Beckham's Fake Phosphorescent Orange Tits

I'd fuck 'em.

careful, you could put your eye out

just keep away from Karl Lagerfeld's phosphorescent orange dick. it's mine.

they're perfect spheres. they measure pi to the 43rd place.

that doesn't look very spherical to me.

haha... was gonna say.

looks like a cheap plastic plate after you put it in the microwave.

Does she eat?

she looks like a wax statue that was left out in the sun too long. she got all golden-brown. like cookies in an oven.

The woman has millions, you'd think she'd be able to afford a sandwich once in a while.

thank you Paul. you never fail.

What does she need the pacifier for?

Well she had a kid like 7 years ago. Is that an old picture? Maybe she had another one.

fakeness doesn't do it for me.

Yeah... cookies. I'd rather have some cookies.

It looks like if you lick her she'll taste sour.

Good god that hair is so fricken sexy... oh and the boobs too

I thought that was Michael Jackson.

rumor on the streets is shes a robot