The Brutal Honesty Thread

Yes, those jeans do make your ass look big. Like a whale.

yes... this thread making of yours does get old.

No, no, no.

"The jeans are great! It's just that your ass is huge!"

And that's a bad thing?

*backs it up*

*whistle*

magpieboy you looks good when you back that ass up, you's a fine motherfucker when you back that ass up...

I got dumps like a truck.

oh my... you boys need to stop.
this is too sexy.

Yes, everyone in this thread spends ludicrous amounts of time on SG

my milkshake does bring all the boys to the yard.

i have no milkshake :/

I'm not even going to dignify myself with a response to that.

Too late. You prematurely ejaculated that response. And what are the odds of ACTUALLY dignifying yourself?

Look man, I have a JOB!


I job that allows me time to look at internets too much.

Serioiusly. Some of us actually work for a living. Unlike those fucking illegal aliens who keep trying to suck our cocks.

I said I was sorry!

Hey! I'm in Florida, so I think illegal aliens should be trying to suck MY cock.

I might NOT spend quite as much of a ludicrous amount of time on SG then

Ahem...
Southern California.
/points to tunnel

Because... you wouldn't need to earn so much money to buy blowjobs?

Well, perhaps, but I corrected my comment.

*checks balance in bank account*

i don't like this thread anymore.

aw.
Cassiel es butthurt.

Tell us everything! Everything!

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

WIN.