Make your own State motto!

This is based off the current back-and-forth _CharlieLove_ and I have been having. I figured you Silliness board people might enjoy it. A few samples to get you started:

"New Jersey- We're not New York!"

"California- Basically It's Own Country!"

"Utah- Come And Get Your Love."

"Nevada- More Than Just A Great Place To Piss Away Your Life Savings."

"Rhode Island- We're A State, Goddamnit!"

And so on.

Maryland - It could be worse, we could be Delaware!

"Montana- Don't Even Think About Moving Here, Cityboy."

DC already has the best motto right on our license plates:

Ohio - "Bush's Favorite."

California - Two great states in one!

"Florida- Any State Shaped Like a Penis Can't Be All Bad!"

Louisiana - "Can we get a little help...over...here? No?"

Nebraska - Wow look at all that fucking corn!

"Minnesota- I Think I Left It Over By The Lake. Which Lake? Oh, Fuck You."

I love you, moe!

"New Jersey, Go fuck yerself!"

"New Jersey: How You Doin'" *Raises Eyebrows*

"New Jersey: We've got Gay marriage just Like Massachussettes does But atleast WE"RE the Pitchers"

Washington . . . uh, yeah.

Oregon - Not as Backwards as You Think!

"Delawhere? Right the fuck here, wise guy!"

Florida : It's legal for us to shoot you.

Idaho - the Territorial Imperative of the Aryan Race in North America!

Oregon - We will tell you a nice place to camp and then steal your shit.

I want my Ireland jersey back Oregon.

Nevada - The Money Sink of America!

Alabama - Totally Over All That Race Stuff, Really!

"West Virginia: Located East of Kentucky"

"Arizona: One Extra Day of Work For Racism!"