Make a statement that everybody knows is a lie.

this is actually true.

lOl.

kimmerRose isn't hot. Nope, she doesn't make me laugh, and she def. isn't pretty.

chuck norris is the man

i have a vagina.

And I hear he makes his own Scratch n' Sniffs

He could totally take Bruce Campbell in a fight.

I do not want to have sex with the person who posted before me.

I do.

Unicorns aren't real.

Yes they are! I rode one once while juggling.

No they aren't!

I am totally going to vote for Ron Paul.

My meat curtains hang all the way to the floor.

And once I had to buy a Unicorn remover at the Pharmacy....

Me, too! I'm a Ronpauloompa!

There is no need for such a thing.

Maybe not for you, you just get your drugs on the good ol street corner, I happen to think there is a need for Pharmacies....

Do the dance....

My sexual tastes run toward the bland.

live is all rainbows and flowers and happy thoughts.
it is never hard or confusing.
i am not crazy!

Kleio has no talent for writing.

I am just as entertaining in real life.

I've decided to give it up. I was never all that interested in it anyway.

I have enjoyed every film Ben Affleck has ever starred in. He is quite the promising young actor, and has a great future ahead of him. I've heard there's going to be a sequel Shakespeare in Love, and Affleck will star. It's going to be a smash hit, and I will be at the world premeir - getting my massive boobs signed.

silliness is damn exciting tonight