Nea is the new god

As god I now eliminate all weapons of mass destruction and make Dubya's head explode while he's studdering and wasting time.
Next I will eliminate cancer, because it sucks.
Rapists will also have their heads explode and pedifiles too.
No one will have depression anymore, I don't really like it.
Everyone will find someone to love [if that is what they desire].
Birth Control will not make you gain weight.
Houses will be affordable.
There will be no world hunger.
Cars will also be affordable and last longer.
The work day will consist of 4 days a week instead of 5. Everyone will have Saturday off, and there will be no day of worship. Just remember to "pray" once and awhile...you know, to say hi.

I approve.

Sounds good to me.

Good. I am always open for suggestions, just leave it in my comments box
Were gonna fix this world that the last god fucked up.
All I ask is no sacrifices, k??? Thanks.

You might want to also just put an outright ban on organized worship. That never seems to workout for the good.

Well, you sure can't screw it up worse than the last Guy.

Agreed. No cults.
And hey, if you feel like marrying a dude I say do it. love is love. ♥

+1

Can we put the last one on trial for crimes against humanity?

I don't see why not.

Also non believers of...me will be made to watch an annoying movie...on repeat. BWAH HAHA!

How about Star Wars? Nothing more annoying than any of those films.

I LOVE Star Wars!!! I was thinking Titanic, or Lord Of The Rings.

Dear Nea, Goddess of Flatulence, please make my vapors toxic to the lungs of mine enemies, so that I may smite them.

How about the Police Academy series? I know that would drive me insane.

No just god would make people watch Steve Gutenberg movies. It's too cruel.

But birth control makes you not have babies.

You gain even more weight without it, mostly in the uterus area.

Edit:
What he ^^^ said.

I like the way you said it better.

Results from the first polls are in. They show that Nea has built an early lead. Keep in mind these polls have a 5-7% margin of error.

Nea: 45,000,000,000,000



Zarth: 1

LOLZ

Access DENIED!!! I kinda don't like you so I think I may give you a life with a song stuck in your head...a bad song.

lmao. Cute.

and babies weigh a LOT