RudieCantFail said:
I like my deities with breasts. Perhaps we need to move past this whole monotheistic hang up, and have multiple, breast-having supreme beings.

Zarth said:
Fine. I'll declare my own candidacy.

If elected, I will retroactively establish a sixteen-billion year old universe, created and governed by intelligible natural law, rather than the capricious whims of a demanding and largely hostile deity.

I will furthermore nullify the existence of hell, as there is no crime of which a finite being is capable that could under any circumstances warrant an infinite punishment.

And, these reforms in place, I will then abolish the position of Godhead entirely and permanently.

Vote Atheist. Vote Zarth

You may need to check with the new Satan on a couple of these points. Yep, there's soon to be an opening for that too.

If you are elected.

zarth

Seattle, WA

December 2004

JUN 11, 2007 09:06 AM

Fine. I'll declare my own candidacy.

If elected, I will retroactively establish a sixteen-billion year old universe, created and governed by intelligible natural law, rather than the capricious whims of a demanding and largely hostile deity.

I will furthermore nullify the existence of hell, as there is no crime of which a finite being is capable that could under any circumstances warrant an infinite punishment.

And, these reforms in place, I will then abolish the position of Godhead entirely and permanently.

Vote Atheist. Vote Zarth

Pudding

San Pedro, CA

June 2005

JUN 11, 2007 09:06 AM

i want to be god...or the patron saint of girlsexpie, whateva

zarth

Seattle, WA

December 2004

JUN 11, 2007 09:06 AM

phrogg said:
You may need to check with the new Satan on a couple of these points. Yep, there's soon to be an opening for that too.

There will be no new Satan.

phrogg

Greenville, SC

August 2005

JUN 11, 2007 09:09 AM

Martini said:
check your sources people, i never said i was relinquishing my position as the omnipotent ruler of the universe.

xo

But... I thought your actual title was "Archangel of Awesomeness"(?)

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

JUN 11, 2007 09:13 AM

phrogg said:

Martini said:
check your sources people, i never said i was relinquishing my position as the omnipotent ruler of the universe.

xo

But... I thought your actual title was "Archangel of Awesomeness"(?)

it should be...

xo

zarth

Seattle, WA

December 2004

JUN 11, 2007 09:16 AM

phrogg said:
If you are elected.

Our commitment to our principles is greater than, though not necessarily incompatible with, commitment to the democratic process.

You may take that as it is intended.

Chainlink

Key West, FL

August 2005

JUN 11, 2007 09:31 AM

You've TOTALLY won my vote !

What are our principles again ?

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA

June 2007

JUN 11, 2007 09:56 AM

Pudding said:
i want to be god...or the patron saint of girlsexpie, whateva

I am voting for Pudding! On the other hand I am dead, so do I get a vote?

Nea

New York, NY

October 2006

JUN 11, 2007 10:37 AM

RudieCantFail said:

phrogg said:
I am prepared, at this time, to throw my considerable weight and influence behind the candidacy of Nea as our next God. She has numerous qualifications, to wit:

1. She is smart
2. She has boobs
3. Her name contains only three letters
4. She actually wants the job
5. If she doesn't get elected she's gonna be really pissed

Point 2 is a very convincing argument. I like my deities with breasts. Perhaps we need to move past this whole monotheistic hang up, and have multiple, breast-having supreme beings.

ty Phrogg Rudie, 2 breasts are more than enough for me thanks
Zarth you could be mrs. god, because I am going to win