Why DIDN'T you have sex with the person who posted above you??????

It never ends!

he looks like this kid i used to pick on

cuz i don't want no scrubs
/breaks into song & dance

The sunglasses flung off during a wild moment of passion, and knocked me clean out.

she wouldn't wake up...
and i swear i didn't take advantage of her
i swear.

she didnt lie to me

le sigh..
i was rejected.
again.

Wait...
...
...
...you mean it didn't happen? And here I thought we had a real connection.

too far away

all i can say is.. it wasn't for lack of trying.
on my part.
per usual.

Because my luck ran out.

She had a siamese twin (it just made it awkward)

I was all like "please"
and then she was like "nuh uh"
and I was all "fuck"
and then I left.

I didn't have sex with her because, uh......okay, so I had sex with her.

What's with the inquisition?

things would get weird

it's a mystery, for I am a total slut.

That whole "lack of a vagina" thing just didn't work for me.

Because he's the uptight prick in this here silliness...

because i am that stupid.

Because I was busy. Korin was helping me find my vagina

Because he was hiding

he refused to be my bitch

He refused to be my pimp.

I must have been celibate at the time.