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MrMuller

MrMuller

Detroit, MI
March 2004

JUN 06, 2007 12:27 PM

It never ends!

c_iggy

c_iggy

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

JUN 06, 2007 12:28 PM

he looks like this kid i used to pick on

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

JUN 06, 2007 12:32 PM

cuz i don't want no scrubs
/breaks into song & dance

Arly

Arly

HOPEFUL

United Kingdom

JUN 06, 2007 12:38 PM

The sunglasses flung off during a wild moment of passion, and knocked me clean out.

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

JUN 06, 2007 12:40 PM

she wouldn't wake up...
and i swear i didn't take advantage of her
i swear.
confused

c_iggy

c_iggy

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

JUN 06, 2007 12:41 PM

she didnt lie to me

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

JUN 06, 2007 12:59 PM

le sigh..
i was rejected.
again.

Korin

Korin

Jacksonville, FL
January 2006

JUN 06, 2007 01:16 PM

Wait...
...
...
...you mean it didn't happen? And here I thought we had a real connection.

Kekelyn

Kekelyn

Canada
January 2007

JUN 06, 2007 01:18 PM

too far away

Nikhita

Nikhita

SUICIDEGIRL

Fiji

JUN 06, 2007 01:34 PM

she's lost...and unfortunately i'm no good at map reading

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

JUN 06, 2007 01:37 PM

all i can say is.. it wasn't for lack of trying.
on my part.
per usual.

SlavicGlitterati

SlavicGlitterati

Cape May, NJ
February 2006

JUN 06, 2007 01:42 PM

Because my luck ran out.

firefly13

firefly13

I'm lost
May 2007

JUN 06, 2007 01:44 PM

She had a siamese twin (it just made it awkward)

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

JUN 06, 2007 01:46 PM

I was all like "please"
and then she was like "nuh uh"
and I was all "fuck"
and then I left.

Greaser

Greaser

New Orleans, LA
July 2006

JUN 06, 2007 01:47 PM

I didn't have sex with her because, uh......okay, so I had sex with her.

What's with the inquisition? tongue

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

JUN 06, 2007 01:59 PM

things would get weird

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

JUN 06, 2007 02:20 PM

it's a mystery, for I am a total slut.

Greaser

Greaser

New Orleans, LA
July 2006

JUN 06, 2007 02:22 PM

That whole "lack of a vagina" thing just didn't work for me.

Korin

Korin

Jacksonville, FL
January 2006

JUN 06, 2007 02:23 PM

Because he's the uptight prick in this here silliness...

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

JUN 06, 2007 02:24 PM

because i am that stupid.

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

JUN 06, 2007 02:27 PM

Because I was busy. Korin was helping me find my vagina biggrin

NathanialBlood

NathanialBlood

United Kingdom
August 2006

JUN 06, 2007 03:03 PM

Because he was hiding

c_iggy

c_iggy

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

JUN 06, 2007 03:19 PM

he refused to be my bitch

Arly

Arly

HOPEFUL

United Kingdom

JUN 06, 2007 03:20 PM

He refused to be my pimp.

Pwndcake

Pwndcake

Portland, OR
October 2004

JUN 06, 2007 03:23 PM

I must have been celibate at the time.

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