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Commercials That Make Me Hate A Product

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Pants [2]

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I love you Silly people... [3]

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cause of death [5]

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TUM...TUM....

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Cute ears, anyone? [2]

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please help me put on my pants

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I allow myself one EMO night per month [2]

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god damn [2]

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Parroty Thread [3]

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Would you _______________ the person above you [3]

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Bizarro Santa Claus

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What The Hells In Brooklyns Water? [2]

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Dainty is the New God [3]

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Parroty threads: Attention for the Psittaciformes order

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Nea is the new god [7]

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You Asked For: Yeah, I'm a Hippy, Sue Me...

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If you want to burn yourself... [2]

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Praise be to Ceiling Cat [2]

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Why am I doing this to myself?

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I love myself *mush thread* [4]

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A Bullett to The Cranium...

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Don't play that song for me...

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"I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance." [2]

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2 Girls 1 Cup Appreciation Thread [2]

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smell my cheese [2]

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Oh God

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Impressive Ham

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SN [2]

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smell the glove

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Get on the bandwagon

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Hockey [3]

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Jasper

Jasper

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUN 05, 2007 05:02 AM

So here's the deal:
I may die in the next 24 hours.

Cause of death:
I took out my medusa piercing because it was hurting in a terribly silly way
and NOW my lip is the size of something... not... normal.
So while I wait for someone to tell me that they can give me a ride to the ER
I want to know
if you were going to die in the next 24 hours
what would be YOUR cause of death?


(sorry if it's morbid, I'm really trying to distract myself from the fact that my face may have to be cut open)

Drakyn

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ
September 2006

JUN 05, 2007 05:09 AM

Probably a car accident of some sort.... Wait no I'll be jumped by a girls angry brother.

But Jasper, I hope everything is okay. if it's really bad it may just be an allergy.

Much Hugs to You. And may your doctor be one who paid their way through med school as an exotic dancer of sorts.

They Are the truly dedicated one.

Really though, Much Love and Worries for you

Jasper

Jasper

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUN 05, 2007 05:21 AM

thanks
It could be an allergy
or the flesh eating disease
or some form of poisoning

either way... in this short time I managed to research the Stages of Death and Dying.
1. Denial (I tried to save my piercing but... it obviously didnt work)
2. Anger (I got mad and threw some body jewelry across the room)
3. Bargaining (I asked the universe that if it let me live, I would stop being mean to people at random)
4. Depression (I started watching the ARTS chanel)
5. Accpetence (yea... I kinda don't mind. I have a lot to do at work, anyway. death can't be so hard, people do it everyday, right?)

skull

Darke

Darke

Trego, WI
June 2005

JUN 05, 2007 05:41 AM

Jasper said:
thanks
It could be an allergy
or the flesh eating disease
or some form of poisoning

either way... in this short time I managed to research the Stages of Death and Dying.
1. Denial (I tried to save my piercing but... it obviously didnt work)
2. Anger (I got mad and threw some body jewelry across the room)
3. Bargaining (I asked the universe that if it let me live, I would stop being mean to people at random)
4. Depression (I started watching the ARTS chanel)
5. Accpetence (yea... I kinda don't mind. I have a lot to do at work, anyway. death can't be so hard, people do it everyday, right?)

skull



It's an infection. they'll give you some antibiotics. you'll be fine.

I will die of erotic asphyxiation.

Greaser

Greaser

Baton Rouge, LA
July 2006

JUN 05, 2007 07:01 AM

I will literally die laughing tongue

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Waldwick, NJ
June 2003

JUN 05, 2007 07:26 AM

Death by anal raping from amazons with strap-ons.

aleksa

aleksa

Tacoma, WA
April 2006

JUN 05, 2007 08:14 AM

Sexual frustration.

handmethepliers

handmethepliers

Easthampton, MA
February 2007

JUN 05, 2007 08:16 AM

Multiple lacerations from crusty sheets.

firefly13

firefly13

I'm lost
May 2007

JUN 05, 2007 08:19 AM

Deadly infection in mouse finger

Greaser

Greaser

Baton Rouge, LA
July 2006

JUN 05, 2007 08:22 AM

Sexed to death by cute green elf.

SmellsL1keAClown

SmellsL1keAClown

Baton Rouge, LA
April 2006

JUN 05, 2007 08:29 AM

Spontaneous Human Combustion without a doubt.

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Hawaii National Park, HI
October 2005

JUN 05, 2007 08:43 AM

Suicide.

Hey, you said IF.

Starburn

Starburn

Mineola, TX
March 2007

JUN 05, 2007 08:43 AM

They'll find my head smashed into the computer monitor, no one will ever really know what happened.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

JUN 05, 2007 08:46 AM

Blue balls.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

JUN 05, 2007 08:59 AM

At the rate I'm going today, it is going to be dehydration from pissing every 5 minutes. mad

theaceface

theaceface

Sherman Oaks, CA
March 2007

JUN 05, 2007 11:05 AM

A heart attack or a car accident.

Pretty boring, huh?

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

I'm lost
February 2007

JUN 05, 2007 11:07 AM

stroke.
damn coffee and cigarettes overstimulating my CNS.

Pwndcake

Pwndcake

Portland, OR
October 2004

JUN 05, 2007 11:09 AM

Lightning will strike through my window, hitting my computer and asploding in my face.

xxtmnt87xx

xxtmnt87xx

Easthampton, MA
January 2005

JUN 05, 2007 11:10 AM

WoW overload.

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

I'm lost
February 2007

JUN 05, 2007 11:10 AM

Pwndcake said:
Lightning will strike through my window, hitting my computer and asploding in my face.



ooh shiny death.

Ms_Magdalena

Ms_Magdalena

Minneapolis, MN
February 2007

JUN 05, 2007 11:11 AM

in the next 24 hours?

All of my muscles will simultaneously reject themselves from my body, spontaneously causing me to break into huge chunks and fall to the floor.

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

JUN 05, 2007 11:11 AM

jumping into a pool with a Tesla coil

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

I'm lost
February 2007

JUN 05, 2007 11:12 AM

Ms_Magdalena said:
in the next 24 hours?

All of my muscles will simultaneously reject themselves from my body, spontaneously causing me to break into huge chunks and fall to the floor.



then i will go back to melting if you're gonna pull that shit.

pygmy

pygmy

Nashville, TN
July 2004

JUN 05, 2007 11:15 AM

kartoffelpfannkuchen overdose

Martini

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

JUN 05, 2007 11:16 AM

sexed to death.
i should get on that... just in case. wink

xo

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