Why DID you have sex with the person who posted above you??????

cuz honeybadger didn't give a shit.....

I offered a hug and my pants fell off.

Because I've lusted after him for months!

She asked me if the rag she was holding smelled like chloroform, next thing I know I'm chained to a bed. Not that I'm complaining or anything...

He said he'd make a good dominated love slave.. He was right..

Well, I was in the neighborhood and...

Well, he was in my neighborhood and...

Because I lost a bet.
Turns out that, in a way, I won.

He promised me some gumballs

slipped and fell, we figured it was fate and just went with the moment

she;s damned hot.......

she told me she'd give me a go-cart if I did.


The thing runs pretty good, thanks Bete!

He whispered sweet nothings into my ear.

Why WOULDN'T I have sex with Taint?

for funsies

He said he'd do my taxes.

He was there, I was bored, and he'll take a bribe.

The bag makes it kinky.

Because he has two dragons and I could resist seeing them.

i was promised girl scout cookies

He promised to make an honest woman out of me if I did.

dat ass

beer and cigarettes

she wears Toms.