Why DID you have sex with the person who posted above you??????

???????????????????

for crack.

Because I knew it would be good.

because I like mushrooms.

green card

rent money

I think I may have been a little messed up on light beer and twizzlers.

to much coke and tequila

cuz... she's hot.

She got me drunk and then took advantage of me.

You know, the usual...

I was asked to

I heard he could do amazing things with a wrench.

I heard there were nuts to be manipulated.

It was the Viagra/meth/Rohypnol cocktail that I drank this morning.

I like it when things come in threes

The cute factor

the sexy factor.

Because she was there, and I could, so I did.

She saw past my greenish tinge

That amazing greenish tinge! So hot1!!!

I've always wanted a threesome

cuz i'm easy like sunday morning.

Because she's easy like Sunday morning.

Because I was on the rebound, had about three too many, and he knew all the right things to say and the right ways to say them.

Glasses