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Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

JUN 01, 2007 02:00 PM

DhD_PillowPants said:

Zarth said:
I will angrily complain about the hypocrisy of the double standards in this country that prevent me from discriminating against nonwhites and women. I will refuse on principle to comprehend any attempt to explain to me how it's not actually hypocritical, at all.


I will have to make a half-joking comment that not all southerners are like this. Followed by a black eye emoticon.


I will vomit anger upon you, since no-one else responded to my pithy comment.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

JUN 01, 2007 02:00 PM

DhD_PillowPants said:

Zarth said:
I will angrily complain about the hypocrisy of the double standards in this country that prevent me from discriminating against nonwhites and women. I will refuse on principle to comprehend any attempt to explain to me how it's not actually hypocritical, at all.


I will have to make a half-joking comment that not all southerners are like this. Followed by a black eye emoticon.


I will vomit anger upon you, since no-one else responded to my pithy comment.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

JUN 01, 2007 02:38 PM

I will find some way to turn every thread into and argument about affirmative action. I will repeat myself repeatedly.

wildswan

wildswan

I'm lost
June 2006

JUN 01, 2007 02:40 PM

This is the essence of my post: Doy. Hyuck. Brrrrt. Derrrrr. Bvitttt.

wildswan

wildswan

I'm lost
June 2006

JUN 01, 2007 03:09 PM

wildswan said:
"I will reassert a nonsensical point over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again. I will fight the legions until they are exhausted."



...exhausted, and the proud new owners of a red marked forehead.

Ascanius

Ascanius

USA
October 2006

JUN 01, 2007 03:24 PM

Zarth said:
I will find some way to turn every thread into and argument about affirmative action. I will repeat myself repeatedly.



I will find some way to turn every thread into an argument about Israel. I will repeat myself redundantly. I mean, repeatedly.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

NOV 21, 2007 05:47 PM

Ron Paul is my hero. I will paint him on velvet.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 21, 2007 07:29 PM

Chainlink said:
Ron Paul is my hero. I will paint him on velvet.


I will refuse to believe or even acknowledge any evidence that Ron Paul holds racist or anti-Semitic views. I will instead ascribe all attempts to persuade me as nothing more than the mindlessly contrarian acts of a few tragically cynical and bitter little souls, while referencing Ron Paul''s "freshness" and ability to deliver babies as superior political qualifications.

HelloCupcake

HelloCupcake

Lake Placid, NY
July 2007

NOV 21, 2007 07:33 PM

COMMENT










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sushisplooge

sushisplooge

Los Angeles, CA
October 2007

NOV 21, 2007 07:36 PM

attn_ho said:

attn_ho said:
"the articles are secondary enjoyment to me. primary enjoyment comes from making snarky jokes in serious threads and making fun of people."



+1




+2

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 21, 2007 09:37 PM

I will complain at length and in stupefyingly irrelevant detail about how completely biased and partisan you liberal lemmings are.

Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

NOV 21, 2007 09:39 PM

bald_eagle said:
If you disagree with me you're a stupid liberal. I never believe anything stupid liberals say.



I did not bother to read this thread...I agree with bald_eagle. I don't want to be labeled stupid. Liberal yes, stupid no!

Who am I voting for bald_eagle?

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 21, 2007 09:47 PM

I will pimp the movie Zeitgeist. I will not bother to check whether SG has a search function.

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

NOV 21, 2007 09:52 PM

I will complain bitterly about how biased FearTheReaper's stories are, and how much I hate them, and how far beneath me they are. And yet rather than simply ignoring them, I will leave multiple comments in response to every single one.

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

NOV 21, 2007 09:54 PM

I will do exactly the same thing with every story posted by Bitch_PhD, too.

Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

NOV 21, 2007 09:55 PM

I will make comments that make me sound smart when I am only copying whatever Zarth said elsewhere. If he already posted, I will paraphrase or type +1 after one of his comments.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 21, 2007 09:57 PM

mingol said:
I will do exactly the same thing with every story posted by Bitch_PhD, too.


I will complain bitterly about how biased Bitch_PhD's stories are, and how much I hate them, and how far beneath me they are. And yet rather than simply ignoring them, I will leave multiple comments in response to every single one.

I will not check to see if anyone has said the same thing already.

Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

NOV 21, 2007 10:02 PM

I will disagree with whatever Zarth said and call him a commie or comrade. Then write in circles and wind up agreeing with some jerk from Des Moines who I will stab for a quarter.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 21, 2007 10:06 PM

I will become temporarily overwhelmed by the amount of stupid that one mind can produce, and be forced to retreat to the secret Zarthcave, there to summon assistance from the Trollwatchers League.

Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

NOV 21, 2007 10:09 PM

I will morph into a creature called the ZarthSid and will take the opposite position that Cassiel took, just because self-described hipsters are a waste of time. I will secretly hope he won't defriend me because some of his female friends are hot and want to stay on their good sides.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 21, 2007 10:16 PM

InnocentSid said:
I will morph into a creature called the ZarthSid and will take the opposite position that Cassiel took, just because self-described hipsters are a waste of time. I will secretly hope he won't defriend me because some of his female friends are hot and want to stay on their good sides.


"Newswire posting and you."

Although it's still funny.

Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

NOV 21, 2007 10:22 PM

Zarth said:

InnocentSid said:
I will morph into a creature called the ZarthSid and will take the opposite position that Cassiel took, just because self-described hipsters are a waste of time. I will secretly hope he won't defriend me because some of his female friends are hot and want to stay on their good sides.


"Newswire posting and you."

Although it's still funny.



I know...I could not help myself! It is late in the East Coast and felt a little silly in the silliness board!

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 21, 2007 10:23 PM

InnocentSid said:

Zarth said:

InnocentSid said:
I will morph into a creature called the ZarthSid and will take the opposite position that Cassiel took, just because self-described hipsters are a waste of time. I will secretly hope he won't defriend me because some of his female friends are hot and want to stay on their good sides.


"Newswire posting and you."

Although it's still funny.


I know...I could not help myself! It is late in the East Coast and felt a little silly in the silliness board!


I forgive you.

But yeah, I don't know what his power over women is, but then again I don't know what mine is, either.

Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

NOV 21, 2007 10:32 PM

I will ignore whatever the story is and post something about my pet issue, then complaint that the editors suck and that all news are biased against my point of view, even when I had none!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I will always love whatever Zoe is wearing because I want to get in her pants even when I have no chance in hell!

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 21, 2007 10:41 PM

I will post weird, incomprehensible gibberish in every thread near the top. If the thread happens to be about abortion, I will state, over and over again, that I am opposed to it. You will not be able to understand why, because I cannot string a rational thought together.

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