news wire posting and you

I will vomit anger upon you, since no-one else responded to my pithy comment.

I will vomit anger upon you, since no-one else responded to my pithy comment.

I will find some way to turn every thread into and argument about affirmative action. I will repeat myself repeatedly.

This is the essence of my post: Doy. Hyuck. Brrrrt. Derrrrr. Bvitttt.

...exhausted, and the proud new owners of a red marked forehead.

I will find some way to turn every thread into an argument about Israel. I will repeat myself redundantly. I mean, repeatedly.

Ron Paul is my hero. I will paint him on velvet.

I will refuse to believe or even acknowledge any evidence that Ron Paul holds racist or anti-Semitic views. I will instead ascribe all attempts to persuade me as nothing more than the mindlessly contrarian acts of a few tragically cynical and bitter little souls, while referencing Ron Paul''s "freshness" and ability to deliver babies as superior political qualifications.

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I will complain at length and in stupefyingly irrelevant detail about how completely biased and partisan you liberal lemmings are.

I did not bother to read this thread...I agree with bald_eagle. I don't want to be labeled stupid. Liberal yes, stupid no!

Who am I voting for bald_eagle?

I will pimp the movie Zeitgeist. I will not bother to check whether SG has a search function.

I will complain bitterly about how biased FearTheReaper's stories are, and how much I hate them, and how far beneath me they are. And yet rather than simply ignoring them, I will leave multiple comments in response to every single one.

I will do exactly the same thing with every story posted by Bitch_PhD, too.

I will make comments that make me sound smart when I am only copying whatever Zarth said elsewhere. If he already posted, I will paraphrase or type +1 after one of his comments.

I will complain bitterly about how biased Bitch_PhD's stories are, and how much I hate them, and how far beneath me they are. And yet rather than simply ignoring them, I will leave multiple comments in response to every single one.

I will not check to see if anyone has said the same thing already.

I will disagree with whatever Zarth said and call him a commie or comrade. Then write in circles and wind up agreeing with some jerk from Des Moines who I will stab for a quarter.

I will become temporarily overwhelmed by the amount of stupid that one mind can produce, and be forced to retreat to the secret Zarthcave, there to summon assistance from the Trollwatchers League.

I will morph into a creature called the ZarthSid and will take the opposite position that Cassiel took, just because self-described hipsters are a waste of time. I will secretly hope he won't defriend me because some of his female friends are hot and want to stay on their good sides.

"Newswire posting and you."

Although it's still funny.

I know...I could not help myself! It is late in the East Coast and felt a little silly in the silliness board!

I forgive you.

But yeah, I don't know what his power over women is, but then again I don't know what mine is, either.

I will ignore whatever the story is and post something about my pet issue, then complaint that the editors suck and that all news are biased against my point of view, even when I had none!

I will post weird, incomprehensible gibberish in every thread near the top. If the thread happens to be about abortion, I will state, over and over again, that I am opposed to it. You will not be able to understand why, because I cannot string a rational thought together.