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Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

APR 24, 2007 02:37 AM

I thought god gave you babies and sex was something people just did for fun (I was half right).

Churtch

Churtch

SUICIDEGIRL

Iowa, USA

APR 24, 2007 02:54 AM

that my dad was a superhero hahaha, now i know that the only super power he has is the power to be a complete asshole

Pwndcake

Pwndcake

Portland, OR
October 2004

APR 24, 2007 03:02 AM

Churtch said:
that my dad was a superhero hahaha, now i know that the only super power he has is the power to be a complete asshole



If only he could learn to harness his powers for good.

HeMightBeGiant

HeMightBeGiant

Torrington, CT
March 2005

APR 24, 2007 03:08 AM

That the Ghostbusters were real.
I bugged my dad to build me a ghost trap for MONTHS...

HeMightBeGiant

HeMightBeGiant

Torrington, CT
March 2005

APR 24, 2007 03:10 AM

and also...when I was 5...
I thought eating those little pills that turned into dinosaur sponges in hot water would turn me into a dinosaur...

I pooped sponge bits for a week.

Kleio

Kleio

Winona, MN
January 2006

APR 24, 2007 03:20 AM

I thought, until I got into high school, that everyone's parents got a divorce eventually.

Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

APR 24, 2007 03:22 AM

My friend told me that if I pulled out my eyelashes they would grow back longer and more beautiful than ever.


This isn't true.

lost_girl

lost_girl

Australia
March 2007

APR 24, 2007 03:59 AM

i thought michael myers was real and that hiding under the covers would really keep me safe.

Crymson

Crymson

I'm lost
May 2006

APR 24, 2007 03:59 AM

Phantasy said:
My friend told me that if I pulled out my eyelashes they would grow back longer and more beautiful than ever.


This isn't true.



This happend to one of my friends.. her older sisters boyfriend told her that one day... so she went and plucked them all out............her sister thought it was FUNNY as hell..... ( Untill her parents found out, and grounded her for the entire summer)
My friend looked really well ODD for a LONG time.... they DO grow back..... eventually.....

Keri

Keri

SUICIDEGIRL

Virginia, USA

APR 24, 2007 06:27 AM

i thought that the sound the toliet makes when you flush was Grimace's voice. It terrified me to death...the thought of him popping out of the toliet to come get me every time i flushed. I used to flush and run the fuck out. and no i did not wash my hands.


DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

APR 24, 2007 06:30 AM

I thought chickens got pregnant by bumping their butts together.

Essex_Boy

Essex_Boy

United Kingdom
August 2006

APR 24, 2007 06:32 AM

My birthday is November 5th and i thought everyone was celebrating my birthday but i then discovered they was really doing all the fireworks for Guy Forkes dam i have wanted it to ran on my birthday ever since frown

d_day

d_day

San Bernardino, CA
July 2002

APR 24, 2007 06:39 AM

That "because" was not a word.

BeeStealer

BeeStealer

United Kingdom
August 2006

APR 24, 2007 06:55 AM

That the sun was about the size of a 10p piece. Have you ever held one up to it!

Also that the world was black and white once. Although this thought wasn't helped by my Dad telling me that he remembered the day he and everything else was converted to colour. The story was soooo elaborate. There was a change over period where some of the kids at school got the upgrade before others and that. Also everyone had to learn what the names of the colours were, they were invented by Hitler, but the technology was reverse engineered by the Americans after the war. Hence, Nazis in colour... Makes me want kids more than anything in the world.

Brigette

Brigette

Canada
February 2007

APR 24, 2007 06:56 AM

Keri said:
i thought that the sound the toliet makes when you flush was Grimace's voice. It terrified me to death...the thought of him popping out of the toliet to come get me every time i flushed. I used to flush and run the fuck out. and no i did not wash my hands.





awwwwwww!

I used to believe that if you built things out of ice, they would work.

My little brother and I were SOOOO disappointed when our Ice Helicopter didn't fly away.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

APR 24, 2007 06:58 AM

I thought it was ok to give my animals chocolate. blackeyed

Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

APR 24, 2007 07:11 AM

I used to lay in bed at night and think that the sound of my heart beating was Herry monster coming to get me. The beat of my heart was his footsteps. I'd visualise him being far away on a long, winding path but getting closer with each heartbeat.

How fucking quiet was it in my bedroom? surreal

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

I'm lost
February 2007

APR 24, 2007 07:21 AM

I thought silverware had feelings.

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

APR 24, 2007 07:49 AM

For a while I thought women got pregnant through the butt because I saw a picture in one of my parent's sex books of a couple having anal sex (and, come one, why would anyone engage in sex if not for pregnancy?). I was about five.

I believed surgeons performed surgery with butter knives.

deanmoriarty

deanmoriarty

USA
July 2006

APR 24, 2007 07:55 AM

I believed in God.

mmm

mmm

I'm lost
March 2006

APR 24, 2007 08:00 AM

I believed that if you opened all the car doors at once the car would fly away.

starbuck42

starbuck42

I'm lost
February 2007

APR 24, 2007 08:02 AM

This isn't mine but it cracks me up like crazy. I had a friend who thought that the laundry got into the dryer through the holes on the inside of the washing machine.

And my little cousin at age 9 thought that your period meant that blood came out your butt. She also thought pee and babies came out there too. She refused to believe she had more than one hole down there. We told her to look but she said it was gross. surreal

Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

APR 24, 2007 08:05 AM

deanmoriarty said:
I believed in God.



+1 blackeyed

starbuck42

starbuck42

I'm lost
February 2007

APR 24, 2007 08:05 AM

Flinty said:
I believed that if you opened all the car doors at once the car would fly away.


What an adorable misconception.

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

APR 24, 2007 08:09 AM

Phantasy said:

deanmoriarty said:
I believed in God.



+1 blackeyed



Yeah, that too.

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