I wanna snap a neck...

Just as a tribute to this man

Right, right.

But I heard this guy can crack a walnut with his butt.

i thought you were angry or a psycho or something...

At first I thought, okaaaaaaaaaay, but The Seagal made me realize just how right you are.

Ditto. I came in here prepared to say,

"I'm with you BernardShakey, let's burn down the White House and fuck in the flames."

I want to snap a neck. period.

He does seem like the kind of guy that'd have nuts on his butt at some point.

I heard Steven Seagal once killed an assistant grip for eating from the craft services table without his permission.

True story.

He'll NEVER be a tough as Chuck Norris

Or as Bruce Campbell's chin.

I actually lived there during a particularly bitter winter. Roomy.

snap some beans instead

assistant grip?

lol

I personally would like to snap into a slim jim.

OOOOoooo Yeahyah!!!

btw: Seagal would so kick Norris' ass.

Booo...I thought this was about anger and violence!

that can be arranged

Then get going...arrange it.
Chop chop!

Just for that, i seriously want to snap your neck. does that work fo ya?

That TOTALLY works for me...
You may be my new favorite person!

eye rape.