Message from God

Greetings,
I am The Lord, Thy God.
I have made this website slow and unwieldy.
I have taken away your ability to tag, and to view many albums.
I move in mysterious ways!
Now, Heed Me!
Go forth, and read books, get excercise, meet people face to face!
Wait for these pages to load no longer!
I am The Lord, Thy God, and I have Spoken!
Bwahahahahaha

No. The real world is scary.

Fix the site, kplzthx.

+1

<3

You're saying we go outside? But... bears live outside.

What is this thing....the outside?

but that sun thing, it really hurts. i no likey natural light sources

and sharks. fuck them too.

I heard outside is where you get cooties!

That's why you get yourself a cootie shot

Fresh air causes cancer.

I just snarfed a coke out my nose.. >.< Thanks...........

This is why I worship Satan.

God's a douchebag.

You know, you laugh, but the jury's still out on cooties. We just need more federal funding.

one order of wrath, coming up.
enjoy...

and the rest of you,
fear not,
I have not brought you this far to let you get eaten by a bear, or a shark, or cooties.
I have big plans for you all, my children,
which may or may not include cancer.
Love,
God

I had withdrawl last nite, due to high traffic volume.

That could take years man! We need a cure now!!!

When the site was down I:

Did my laundry.
Took out the garbage.
Cut my hair.
Took a shower.

I think I'll get a part-time job and get this monkey off my back.

while the site was down, I downloaded porn

When the site was down, I was asleep. <3 for timezones.

Oh.

I re-hung a towel bar

and

downloaded porn from FREE sites.

I love you paul.

Me too.

i think the more interesting story would be to hear about how the towel bar was removed from the wall......

I love you.

Mmmmmmmmm, agreed =)

Well, Mr. Nikon, what do you have to say for yourself?