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Subnatural

Subnatural

Milwaukee, WI
June 2004

APR 09, 2007 08:29 PM

Ok, people. Here's a new one for you...

"What is the most disgusting thing you have ever put in your mouth?"

This is wide open. Doesn't have to be food. It didn't have to be willingly. It didn't even have to taste bad, but was just psychologically disgusting. I can't wait to see what we get.

puke puke puke puke puke

phraktyl

phraktyl

Orange, CA
August 2004

APR 09, 2007 08:57 PM

I tried diabetic cough syrup once.

No coloring, no extra additives, no sugar, no flavoring---just the medicine.

My god, it was horrid. I would rather live the rest of my life hacking up a lung than to put that dreadful concoction near my lips again.

*shudder*

taetae

taetae

Scarborough, ON
November 2006

APR 09, 2007 09:06 PM

This guy I was dating came in my mouth once. Only once, never again. I had tears in my eyes, it was so gross. I don't even want to talk about it.
puke puke

Jamwise

Jamwise

Australia
April 2006

APR 09, 2007 09:32 PM

Way expired vanilla icecream springs to mind. Seriously, this shit was elastickey. Icecream SHOULD NOT STRETCH AND SNAP BACK.

In hindsight I dunno why I even tasted it. whatever

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

APR 09, 2007 09:46 PM

Bongwater.

BrightRedScream_

BrightRedScream_

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

APR 09, 2007 10:24 PM

This herbal cough syrup.
It had a tar-like consistancy, and a very plant like taste...I can't even describe it.
It slithered down my throat in slow motion speed, and basically I couldn't get it down. I puked it right back up into the sink smile

I don't care how good it works - fuck that.

Tallboy66

Tallboy66

Chicago, IL
January 2005

APR 10, 2007 10:13 AM

On Carson Daley last night he tried to types of hand sanitizer soap. surreal WHY?

Mark_plus_Beer

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom
August 2005

APR 10, 2007 10:21 AM

A tuna sandwich , but the tuna had gone nasty , it was in my mouth about 3 seconds before i was throwing up puke

SmellsL1keAClown

SmellsL1keAClown

Baton Rouge, LA
April 2006

APR 10, 2007 11:03 AM

Starbucks Coffee.

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

APR 10, 2007 01:01 PM

a whole rat sandwich. given to me by a demon straight from hell

i was at the hempfest, eugene or. late 90s.
late nite drum circle, fire pit.
on lots of acid.
an old crusty hobo offered me a bite of his sandwich.
i didn't want any, but i couldn't say no.
i swear it was a whole rat sandwich.
it was horrible.
i spit it out, and looked at him.
i swear he was a demon straight from hell.
i stumbled off, terrified.
ruined the whole night.
couldn't get rid of the taste.
sometimes, i can feel its little feet in my mouth. and its tail.
aahhhh!!!!! fuck!!!!

liljohn

liljohn

USA
November 2006

APR 10, 2007 01:06 PM

A shot, called the cement mixer. I wanted to spit it out but i was in a bar and you cant spit back in the shot glass. puke

CptPyjama

CptPyjama

United Kingdom
October 2006

APR 10, 2007 02:46 PM

I was walking along and a spider dangling from a bush swung into my mouth.

Spiders are really bitter. Don't try them.

Subnatural

Subnatural

Milwaukee, WI
June 2004

APR 10, 2007 11:58 PM

Great postings so far! Keep 'em coming!

aleksa

aleksa

Tacoma, WA
April 2006

APR 11, 2007 12:01 AM

I tried Rocky Mountain Oysters on a dare. Ick.

If you don't know what they are, you're gonna have to look it up. I'm not going into it.

puke puke puke

Ms_Magdalena

Ms_Magdalena

Minneapolis, MN
February 2007

APR 11, 2007 12:06 AM

"Bad Spray"

That stuff you can buy to spray on your electrical cords so that ferrets/kittens/puppies/etc won't chew on them. I swear to god, reduce bile down into a lethal concentration, and that is the exact taste of the stuff. Gah. My sister tried it too, and puked before she even made it to the bathroom. Disgusting.

*gag*

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

APR 11, 2007 12:08 AM

aleksa said:
I tried Rocky Mountain Oysters on a dare. Ick.

If you don't know what they are, you're gonna have to look it up. I'm not going into it.

puke puke puke



I've so lost the desire to make out with you.

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

APR 11, 2007 12:10 AM

liljohn295737 said:
A shot, called the cement mixer. I wanted to spit it out but i was in a bar and you cant spit back in the shot glass. puke



BAHAHAHAHAHA

i was warned against those

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

APR 11, 2007 12:13 AM

Ms_Magdalena

Ms_Magdalena

Minneapolis, MN
February 2007

APR 11, 2007 12:13 AM

Cassiel said:

liljohn295737 said:
A shot, called the cement mixer. I wanted to spit it out but i was in a bar and you cant spit back in the shot glass. puke



BAHAHAHAHAHA

i was warned against those



I'm a bartender, so I warn people that I like. . . and when the douchebags say, "make me a shot!!!" I say, "down the hatch!" wink

Crymson

Crymson

I'm lost
May 2006

APR 11, 2007 12:27 AM

Lemon flavored Alka-seltzer....

PUKE TIME....

soo GROSS ! ! ! !

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Martini

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

APR 11, 2007 04:44 AM


this is uni...



uni is one of my dad's favourite sushi treats. it is rather expensive so he doesn't order it often.
last year he ordered two pieces, while we were stuffing our faces with other rolls, and gave me one to try. i took a bite out of half and wanted to puke my brains out.
it wasn't the temperature... or the taste... but this particular piece of sushi just happened to have a similar texture and feeling to that of a well-known hot, white substance that males excrete when sexually excited. wink

i never told him that... but jesus christ, i will never eat that again. puke


xo

Domo_Kun

Domo_Kun

Rockford, IL
March 2005

APR 11, 2007 04:51 AM

Sparks Plus.

I hate it. It has a horrible aftertaste, but I buy it and drink it because it has two of my favourite things in it: alcohol and caffiene.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
So does a jager Bomb, but I cannot stand the taste of jager. it's like Robitussin without the 'Tussin

veeyenenwhy

veeyenenwhy

San Diego, CA
April 2007

APR 11, 2007 04:56 AM

Military coffee. There's a reason sailors curse so much. The "gay" thing- I wouldn't know. Not that there's anything wrong with that.



Oh god I need to get back to sleep.

Oh oh- and grits! WTF's up with eating sand with butter?!

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

APR 11, 2007 06:45 AM

Martini said:

this is uni...



oh, man, uni is like my favorite. you know you can catch a buzz off of it?




PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

APR 11, 2007 08:13 AM

Martini said:

this is uni...



uni is one of my dad's favourite sushi treats. it is rather expensive so he doesn't order it often.
last year he ordered two pieces, while we were stuffing our faces with other rolls, and gave me one to try. i took a bite out of half and wanted to puke my brains out.
it wasn't the temperature... or the taste... but this particular piece of sushi just happened to have a similar texture and feeling to that of a well-known hot, white substance that males excrete when sexually excited. wink

i never told him that... but jesus christ, i will never eat that again. puke


xo




That's a toughie, because it would be great to make fun of your dad for liking the taste of ejaculate...but then you're basically admitting to your DAD that you know very well exactly what it tastes like. tongue

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