current event: I am drunkie

how abiut you?

I like boobs when I am drunk. any second opinions?

Offical 2nd Opinion:

I like sweet ass, but boobies are also nice, too! Heck, I even like 'em when I'm sober!

And I'm not drunk...yet.

[Edited on Apr 10, 2003 by plasticfangs]

not drinkie? dude, rectumify that sitiation POST HASTE!

okay...but ONLY because you used the term "poste haste"!

damn you, now even better boobs are on my ond, aussie boobs that are pledged to a mate o mine. that;s just not fair. whip em out, give me some colsolation prize...

I was sad when tou couldn;t come to the ol zeit when I was in SF. in fairness, just a little bit sad, but sad none theless

wow, man...whatever your having, give me two!

dudes, meant in a non genderal sense, 2 won't evein come close. we've been drinking for about 7 hours now. try to keep up.

and can I just say, Ilove the sweet arse more than the boobies, if given my own choice?

the arses here inEire are bad news, alll short and whatnot, no curvey lines like I am used to. don;'t even get mn started on the whole catholic thing, whoa nellie

i like boobs when i'm sober too, but boobs + alcohol = a winning combination

I want to move to ireland to pursue a career as a professional drinker

boobies beat the arse

mike, for fucks's sake, think about what yer saying, man. boobs andarse, they go yogether like jam and peanut butter...whichj I'll have you knwo they have little clue aBOUT HERE. DAMN, THER gies the caps lock again. anyhow, where was I. wqs it boos, arse or peanut butter? does it really matter? ah, fuck it. you know what I am saying, I'm, sure, being a man if the cloth and all.

angel, that kind of combination, we all win...I like the cut of your jib!

if I was there right now, I'd pat you on the head and feed you more beer, all while laughing uncontrollably.

God damn I hate my life.

I'm moving to Ireland, Land Of the Flat-assed Catholic Girls, and hang out with my new best friend, Father BigDaddyFix!

Wait for me, padre!!!!

who drinks beer after midnight? l;ightweights. that's who. double jacks in pint glass with a splash of coke, repeat ad nausem. you're just lucky my friends fel6t like leaving, I normally can't leave aN bROG (DAMNED caps) until 6am or so. I can drink Jack until the ows come home.

that brings up a point, how do thew cows know whan to come home? doesn't the whole daylight savings time and time zones and whatnot freak thewm the fuck out?

oh yeah, big old punker kmikey...few peop,e can pat me on the head. you'd better have boobs like O to get away with it!

tits and ass is like Saffire to tonic, Guinness to Bass, coke to white rhino

Finally a nice current events thread.

guiness to bass? you trying to start something here? keep that brit piss out a my drink!! no one in ireland drinks a "black n tan" unless they wanna get beat, at least not in my part of the country...

bigdaddyfix is my new hero

hahahahahahahahah!!!!
I'll fight you! hows an irishman make a proper black and tan?

we don't make em, we fight em!!

mikey, you shoudld see me whan I'm too drunk to type. isn;'t that a DK song, too drunk to fuck? I think typjig is after fducking, that part I could manage still.

uh oh, it's happened again...and tomorrow all the pubs are closed...hope I have food cause the shoppes are closed too...