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The_Happy_Pig

The_Happy_Pig

United Kingdom
December 2004

MAY 10, 2007 11:46 AM

Mark_plus_Beer said:

Jenni said:

Mark_plus_Beer said:
Sunday roast anybody ?


You posted that in 2006, which means there's probably still some Bubble and Squeak left.
I want some. Please?



yes , yes you can



Bubble and squeak eh? You'd better have bought enough for everyone.

TheQuestion

TheQuestion

United Kingdom
August 2005

JUL 07, 2007 12:43 PM

*sigh* The good old days.

Mark_plus_Beer

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom
August 2005

JUL 08, 2007 03:31 AM

TheQuestion said:
*sigh* The good old days.



i take it you were bored last night

TheQuestion

TheQuestion

United Kingdom
August 2005

JUL 08, 2007 05:37 PM

Mark_plus_Beer said:

TheQuestion said:
*sigh* The good old days.



i take it you were bored last night



Nostalgic really.

But it's true what they say, you can never go back.

Iseult

Iseult

United Kingdom
September 2005

JUL 09, 2007 04:28 AM

True, but we'll always have Brian Blessed.

Mark_plus_Beer

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom
August 2005

JUL 09, 2007 07:46 AM

TheQuestion said:

Mark_plus_Beer said:

TheQuestion said:
*sigh* The good old days.



i take it you were bored last night



Nostalgic really.

But it's true what they say, you can never go back.



are you wanting a hug aswell ?

theworldisfine

theworldisfine

United Kingdom
June 2007

JUL 09, 2007 09:59 AM

Iseult said:
True, but we'll always have Brian Blessed.



Who'll voice Santa on adverts when he dies?

Whenever I think of him in Blackadder I want to go and watch them again.
"Blood! Bleeaaaaaarghhd!"

Iseult

Iseult

United Kingdom
September 2005

JUL 09, 2007 03:24 PM

theworldisfine said:

Iseult said:
True, but we'll always have Brian Blessed.



Who'll voice Santa on adverts when he dies?

Whenever I think of him in Blackadder I want to go and watch them again.
"Blood! Bleeaaaaaarghhd!"


He'll never die! He can't! Everyone knows it is the sheer power of his voice that keeps this planet spinning on its axis.

theworldisfine

theworldisfine

United Kingdom
June 2007

JUL 09, 2007 03:41 PM

Iseult said:

theworldisfine said:

Iseult said:
True, but we'll always have Brian Blessed.



Who'll voice Santa on adverts when he dies?

Whenever I think of him in Blackadder I want to go and watch them again.
"Blood! Bleeaaaaaarghhd!"


He'll never die! He can't! Everyone knows it is the sheer power of his voice that keeps this planet spinning on its axis.



The bass vibrations will eventually break his body apart, I think.

Iseult

Iseult

United Kingdom
September 2005

JUL 09, 2007 04:32 PM

theworldisfine said:

Iseult said:

theworldisfine said:

Iseult said:
True, but we'll always have Brian Blessed.



Who'll voice Santa on adverts when he dies?

Whenever I think of him in Blackadder I want to go and watch them again.
"Blood! Bleeaaaaaarghhd!"


He'll never die! He can't! Everyone knows it is the sheer power of his voice that keeps this planet spinning on its axis.



The bass vibrations will eventually break his body apart, I think.


A lesser mortal, perhaps, but Brian's body is 15% bigger than the average male and 250 times more dense. His atomic weight comes very close to that of tungsten, thus equipping him for his tectonic plate-shifting vocal ability.

It also means that should he be unwise enough to recline on a Memory Foam mattress, he would find it nigh-on impossible to get back off; even with the aid of construction cranes and various, strategically-placed slings.

StevieQGray

StevieQGray

HOPEFUL

United Kingdom

JUL 10, 2007 05:30 AM

Wow! I've just stumbled upon a conversation about the physics of Brian Blessed. This is amazing...

Mark_plus_Beer

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom
August 2005

JUL 10, 2007 09:44 AM

StevieGray892593 said:
Wow! I've just stumbled upon a conversation about the physics of Brian Blessed. This is amazing...



this is just like the conversations we have down the pub at the average SGUK meet

BrightRedScream_

BrightRedScream_

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

JUL 10, 2007 09:51 AM

I would like to jump into this thread and say that I love lots of the UK members on this site....and I wish I lived in the UK frown

Oxy

Oxy

United Kingdom
September 2005

JUL 10, 2007 12:10 PM

BrightRedScream said:
I would like to jump into this thread and say that I love lots of the UK members on this site....and I wish I lived in the UK frown



if you lived here you would be far to tired

theworldisfine

theworldisfine

United Kingdom
June 2007

JUL 10, 2007 02:11 PM

Iseult said:

theworldisfine said:

Iseult said:

theworldisfine said:

Iseult said:
True, but we'll always have Brian Blessed.



Who'll voice Santa on adverts when he dies?

Whenever I think of him in Blackadder I want to go and watch them again.
"Blood! Bleeaaaaaarghhd!"


He'll never die! He can't! Everyone knows it is the sheer power of his voice that keeps this planet spinning on its axis.



The bass vibrations will eventually break his body apart, I think.


A lesser mortal, perhaps, but Brian's body is 15% bigger than the average male and 250 times more dense. His atomic weight comes very close to that of tungsten, thus equipping him for his tectonic plate-shifting vocal ability.

It also means that should he be unwise enough to recline on a Memory Foam mattress, he would find it nigh-on impossible to get back off; even with the aid of construction cranes and various, strategically-placed slings.



You're assuming that foam mattress could survive his booming unselfconscious laughter that would follow sinking into a mattress. This would probably happen in the mattress shop (and possibly the shop itself, and the car park, would not survive.)

Iseult

Iseult

United Kingdom
September 2005

JUL 10, 2007 04:05 PM

theworldisfine said:

Iseult said:

theworldisfine said:

Iseult said:

theworldisfine said:

Iseult said:
True, but we'll always have Brian Blessed.



Who'll voice Santa on adverts when he dies?

Whenever I think of him in Blackadder I want to go and watch them again.
"Blood! Bleeaaaaaarghhd!"


He'll never die! He can't! Everyone knows it is the sheer power of his voice that keeps this planet spinning on its axis.



The bass vibrations will eventually break his body apart, I think.


A lesser mortal, perhaps, but Brian's body is 15% bigger than the average male and 250 times more dense. His atomic weight comes very close to that of tungsten, thus equipping him for his tectonic plate-shifting vocal ability.

It also means that should he be unwise enough to recline on a Memory Foam mattress, he would find it nigh-on impossible to get back off; even with the aid of construction cranes and various, strategically-placed slings.



You're assuming that foam mattress could survive his booming unselfconscious laughter that would follow sinking into a mattress. This would probably happen in the mattress shop (and possibly the shop itself, and the car park, would not survive.)


True, although the surrounding Memory Foam mattresses would mercifully absorb some of his laughter's seismic ructions before they gathered too much momentum. Unfortunately, the bouncy nature of the nearby Miracoil mattresses would ricochet others upward in to the stratosphere where there's a good chance that at least one government satellite will be put out of commission. That and the Hubble Telescope, which, for the past couple of years has been trained on Brian Blessed's mouth, due to the fact that his sneeze is the closest thing to the original Big Bang we'll ever see.

The_Reverend

The_Reverend

United Kingdom
September 2004

JUL 11, 2007 10:01 AM

Fuckin' congestion charge.

danceflawinferno

danceflawinferno

United Kingdom
May 2006

JUN 29, 2008 01:21 PM

just moved to the uk from new zealand. livin' in colchester in essex, anyone know of any decent bands/ wanna be mates?/know anything good to do here?

Mark_plus_Beer

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom
August 2005

JUN 29, 2008 01:46 PM

holy thread bump eeek

danceflawinferno

danceflawinferno

United Kingdom
May 2006

JUN 29, 2008 01:52 PM

haha apologies. i know people round here hate bumps. didn't realise it was so old, just searched colchester and it came up.

Heathenmetal

Heathenmetal

United Kingdom
September 2009

JAN 05, 2012 07:19 PM

Hey, I am in the UK smile

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

JAN 05, 2012 07:22 PM

zoom image

Sticks

Sticks

United Kingdom
June 2011

JAN 06, 2012 12:23 PM

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