xoxo UK members xox

Bubble and squeak eh? You'd better have bought enough for everyone.

*sigh* The good old days.

i take it you were bored last night

Nostalgic really.

But it's true what they say, you can never go back.

True, but we'll always have Brian Blessed.

are you wanting a hug aswell ?

Who'll voice Santa on adverts when he dies?

Whenever I think of him in Blackadder I want to go and watch them again.
"Blood! Bleeaaaaaarghhd!"

He'll never die! He can't! Everyone knows it is the sheer power of his voice that keeps this planet spinning on its axis.

The bass vibrations will eventually break his body apart, I think.

A lesser mortal, perhaps, but Brian's body is 15% bigger than the average male and 250 times more dense. His atomic weight comes very close to that of tungsten, thus equipping him for his tectonic plate-shifting vocal ability.

It also means that should he be unwise enough to recline on a Memory Foam mattress, he would find it nigh-on impossible to get back off; even with the aid of construction cranes and various, strategically-placed slings.

Wow! I've just stumbled upon a conversation about the physics of Brian Blessed. This is amazing...

this is just like the conversations we have down the pub at the average SGUK meet

I would like to jump into this thread and say that I love lots of the UK members on this site....and I wish I lived in the UK

if you lived here you would be far to tired

You're assuming that foam mattress could survive his booming unselfconscious laughter that would follow sinking into a mattress. This would probably happen in the mattress shop (and possibly the shop itself, and the car park, would not survive.)

True, although the surrounding Memory Foam mattresses would mercifully absorb some of his laughter's seismic ructions before they gathered too much momentum. Unfortunately, the bouncy nature of the nearby Miracoil mattresses would ricochet others upward in to the stratosphere where there's a good chance that at least one government satellite will be put out of commission. That and the Hubble Telescope, which, for the past couple of years has been trained on Brian Blessed's mouth, due to the fact that his sneeze is the closest thing to the original Big Bang we'll ever see.

Fuckin' congestion charge.

just moved to the uk from new zealand. livin' in colchester in essex, anyone know of any decent bands/ wanna be mates?/know anything good to do here?

holy thread bump

haha apologies. i know people round here hate bumps. didn't realise it was so old, just searched colchester and it came up.

Hey, I am in the UK