free advice for the person above you...

Holy crap it does? (runs to tell StitchedDoll)

Never run near the pool.... of tofu

Don't piss into the wind

Don't cut yourself.

the plants are listening, be careful

Alien eyes such as mine always make for a better profile pic than simple human eyes..

watch out for army officers cause they are after you

Books make you age faster. Stop reading books.

smile with your eyes

The best way to make someone more open-minded is by using an axe.

Don't stick your penis in the cat.

I thought that, "You have to hit them with a sledgehammer" (7).

set up plastic around the guy before you make him open minded less of a mess to clean

Don't track evidence around the location of said enlightenment, burn the clothes you wore.

go to a remote location to do said burning and don't step in poo or leave a condom full of semen at the crime scene. In that case don't leave semen at the crime scene

Know the difference between seamen and semen

Every time you put an X in your name, a baby or a kitten dies.

Don't probe me Bro

Koalas can kill you.

That's good advice. I'm allergic to the little bastards.
Are dogs okay?

Every time you stick your penis in a dog a baby or a kitten dies.

Thanks for that. I'll remember it. I don't like babies or kitties so I'll have to engage in bestiality more often, I guess...

My advice for the next person: lay down your soul to the gods of rock n roll.

To above thread, Duly noted...

If you live in a glass house, learn to dress in the basement.

Also, don't flush the toilet if it's clogged up.

Try not to clog the toilet up, go easy on putting things in there that you haven't eaten first.

Don't visit the bottomless pit, it ain't bottomless.