free advice for the person above you...

because it is truly better to give than recieve,
let the unsolicited advice begin...

Never press the red button.

Stop

don'tcha let that deal go down.

dont drink right out of the carton.

If a friend offers you a breath mint, take it.

look before you step when walking through the park

always look on the bright side of life

do doo do doo do do do do (whistling)

wax on, wax off

Look both ways before crossing the street.

Fruity Cheerios are not a good substitute for Trix

wear clean underwear,
oh, and socks, too

Don't street race

That shoulda been for me.

dont take candy from strangers

Remember, nippleage is next to Qodliness. (that was for Jynee)

For Charlie Stars, black goes with everything.

Don't ever drink Cossack brand Aussie vodka.

shaking it more than twice is simply an excuse to play with urself

never trust anyone from a country founded by criminals....... wait so was america.. disregard everything i say

Never take other people's advice.

Be yourself tonight.

don't jump off a cliff, no matter how hard you flap your arms. You can't fly!

Go to KFC !!
you aint never catchin that roadrunner

it aint over till its over