I.....

Thanks. The girl works 6 days a week, starting at 5am, so I'm not totally pissed at her. Just at the mess. Well... a little at her.

... usually don't mind cleaning, but not when I'm an ebola monkey.

... am watching The Parenthood. I fucking love that movie.

.... am drunkinsh!

....have a headache and i have no idea why. we behaved ourselves last night and didn't drink, i don't think i'm dehydrated and i'm not stressed out

i think you're dieing. good luck with that.

...love my new huge ass t.v.

...don't like hanging around drunk people.

... don't either.

...would totally hang with Tuesdae.

..... want to fight someone
...... also want to spar
..........don't think the 2 mix very well

....just came back from the zoo
....got some news today, and I'm not sure how to feel
....'m debating going out tonight although I've been out all day and I'm tired...
....don't know if I want to be around that crowd anymore though

...am totally lonely.

....think we should do it. By "do it" I mean "hang out" but you can think in the gutter if you want to.

+1

and everyone over here currently is

What is is with intoxicated peoples not understanding the importance of personal space?

if you are less than two inches from my face and are merely trying to speak.. oh wait pardon me slur at me be prepared to be bitten. Plus you smell.

... cant stop thinking

... am really getting tired

....am sleepy
....am trying to think of a way to cheer my boy up. He has a stressful work week going on
....need to fold my laundry and put it away

...can no longer chew.
...m immune to orajel.
...can feel my mouth throbbing. and...
...only have two more pain killers to last me all night and all day tomorrow. fudge.

... think someone needs a nice back massage.

...suggest keeping your teeth brushed often, rinsing with warm salt water, and finding someone to get you some freakin' Vicodin.

... want to kill the insanely loud bird outside my window.
... wonder what kind of bird makes so much noise at 130am.

... apparently can't say no when my cute guy friends want to do me. This is a problem.

...have the same problem when cute women want to do me. OK I don't see it as too much of a problem. Unless you count that one that passed out drunk in her car and I had to call her fiance to pick her up. That was a problem.

... cant say I have had ^ that problem,
...m not sure if thst is a good thing or not.

....'m all good now though