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Cosmo

Cosmo

Lansdale, PA
November 2003

JUL 24, 2008 07:54 PM

Kekelyn said:
... has a frown face


...gives you a kiss

KiwiFroot

KiwiFroot

Huntington Station, NY
November 2007

JUL 24, 2008 09:25 PM

... just got hung up on by some fuckin' llama tongue

llama

llama

Rosedale, MD
December 2004

JUL 24, 2008 09:28 PM

KiwiFroot said:
... just got hung up on by some fuckin' llama tongue



... wasnt the one on a cell phone in cell-hell!! Twas I that was so rudely hung up on.

KiwiFroot

KiwiFroot

Huntington Station, NY
November 2007

JUL 24, 2008 09:30 PM

llama said:

KiwiFroot said:
... just got hung up on by some fuckin' llama tongue



... wasnt the one on a cell phone in cell-hell!! Twas I that was so rudely hung up on.



... did no such thing! I was talking to air for several minutes (damn you and your non-breathing)

DrKoruaMang

DrKoruaMang

San Diego, CA
July 2007

JUL 24, 2008 09:31 PM

...was wasting away




yep.

llama

llama

Rosedale, MD
December 2004

JUL 24, 2008 09:31 PM

KiwiFroot said:

llama said:

KiwiFroot said:
... just got hung up on by some fuckin' llama tongue



... wasnt the one on a cell phone in cell-hell!! Twas I that was so rudely hung up on.



... did no such thing! I was talking to air for several minutes (damn you and your non-breathing)



... suggest you get a real phone so you stop cutting people off.

KiwiFroot

KiwiFroot

Huntington Station, NY
November 2007

JUL 24, 2008 09:33 PM

llama said:

KiwiFroot said:

llama said:

KiwiFroot said:
... just got hung up on by some fuckin' llama tongue



... wasnt the one on a cell phone in cell-hell!! Twas I that was so rudely hung up on.



... did no such thing! I was talking to air for several minutes (damn you and your non-breathing)



... suggest you get a real phone so you stop cutting people off.



... should. But I should also stop yelling about whatever we were talking about when my closest neighbors are in their 80s and might have heart attacks if they heard me saying such things

llama

llama

Rosedale, MD
December 2004

JUL 24, 2008 09:34 PM

... think you need to relax...eat a jar of mayo!

KiwiFroot

KiwiFroot

Huntington Station, NY
November 2007

JUL 24, 2008 09:35 PM

llama said:
... think you need to relax...eat a jar of mayo!



... hate you. Times a thousand.
puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke

JacksWastedLife

JacksWastedLife

Irving, TX
April 2007

JUL 24, 2008 10:52 PM

...found a free wireless signal in my bedroom!!!

JacksWastedLife

JacksWastedLife

Irving, TX
April 2007

JUL 24, 2008 11:59 PM

...have a tank full of gentle cuttlefish.

GrumpyGringo

GrumpyGringo

Stillwater, OK
June 2007

JUL 25, 2008 12:04 AM

JacksWastedLife said:
...have a tank full of gentle cuttlefish.



is that a euphemism for "I just rubbed one out into the toilet"?

'Cause if it is...

...'m totally stealing it.

Melia

Melia

HOPEFUL

Canada

JUL 25, 2008 12:10 AM

.... was just in the "sex talk" room.... thinking i was in silliness... OH MY GOSH...

How silly of me

Kleio

Kleio

HOPEFUL

Winona, MN

JUL 25, 2008 07:47 AM

... am in a good mood. biggrin

instantkarma

instantkarma

Compton, CA
December 2006

JUL 25, 2008 02:52 PM

...can't wait until i have this house to myself for 3 weeks.
...t won't come soon enough.

BrightRedScream

BrightRedScream

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

JUL 25, 2008 03:59 PM

....'m out for the night
Bye bye!

RedRobin13

RedRobin13

Burlington, ON
June 2007

JUL 25, 2008 05:31 PM

...am lonely tonite
...don't really wanna go away anymore

instantkarma

instantkarma

Compton, CA
December 2006

JUL 25, 2008 05:32 PM

...smell good.
...'m tired of my perfume though.
...need to get something new.

DrKoruaMang

DrKoruaMang

San Diego, CA
July 2007

JUL 25, 2008 07:19 PM

...t's Friday! Tomorrow's my only day off this week I better make the most of it.

Kindle

Kindle

Seattle, WA
March 2006

JUL 25, 2008 07:23 PM

. . . spent my only day off doing nothing except dying my hair and going out for pho.
. . . should have been in bed 4 hours ago.
. . . have to get up in 4 1/2 hours for work.

coyotemike

coyotemike

Kearney, NE
May 2006

JUL 25, 2008 07:32 PM

...have rarely been this violently pissed off.
...just found that someone decorated my car with one of those microwave cups of crappy pasta sometime in the last 2 days .
...haven't driven since Wednesday
...have an urge to drive a baseball bat through someone's skull.

DrKoruaMang

DrKoruaMang

San Diego, CA
July 2007

JUL 25, 2008 07:35 PM

coyotemike said:
...have rarely been this violently pissed off.
...just found that someone decorated my car with one of those microwave cups of crappy pasta sometime in the last 2 days .
...haven't driven since Wednesday
...have an urge to drive a baseball bat through someone's skull.



That is just terrible. Sounds like somebody needs a good beating, just make sure you beat up the right person.

Kekelyn

Kekelyn

Canada
January 2007

JUL 25, 2008 07:40 PM

...am bored as hell
..have no idea what's going to happen this weekend...

DrKoruaMang

DrKoruaMang

San Diego, CA
July 2007

JUL 25, 2008 07:41 PM

...love weird al

tilpacer

tilpacer

Calgary, AB
December 2005

JUL 25, 2008 07:43 PM

DrKoruaMang said:
...love weird al



... can agree with that.

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