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The_Reverend

The_Reverend

United Kingdom
September 2004

APR 06, 2007 09:33 AM

Somewhere, somehow, all of SG is squashed into the basket under a balloon.

Don't ask how. It's a metaphor.

The balloon is floating along, quite nicely. Under us, we can see green fields, sparkling rivers cutting their way into valleys, lush forests and more.

We float south, moving along to a mountain range. We go higher as the mountains get taller, huge slabs of rock reaching miles into the sky.

As sun begins to set, we see SG has floated away from home. The mountains close in. Jagged outcrops all below us.

And we begin to run out of gas-

The only way to survive is to lighten the load. Someone - maybe more than one - will have to be thrown overboard.


In the SG balloon, how do you justify your survival?


Any skills, talents or amazing buttcheeks will be taken into consideration.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

APR 06, 2007 10:04 AM

I have a very nice Speedo. You wouldn't want to ruin it. And you're not getting it off of me.

The_Reverend

The_Reverend

United Kingdom
September 2004

APR 06, 2007 10:06 AM

If we make it through the night, you may have to share your Speedo amongst all the survivors.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

APR 06, 2007 10:08 AM

Fair enough. I'm nothing if not a sharer.

johnatthebar

johnatthebar

Fort Lauderdale, FL
June 2006

APR 06, 2007 10:18 AM

I'm a medic...and who needs health care like 400k people stuffed in a basket?
My primary help comes from not why I know, but from what fam and friends have often told me. I am full of hot air...ergo, I can breath up and help keep everyone afloat.

saltonsea

saltonsea

Toronto, ON
July 2004

APR 06, 2007 10:24 AM


if we throw Zarth out, his harem will follow....thus lightening the load and saving the rest...

Martini

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

APR 06, 2007 10:29 AM

i would offer myself as food.
i am full of crunchy and gooey goodness!

xo

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

APR 06, 2007 10:30 AM

toss out eternalxile

The_Reverend

The_Reverend

United Kingdom
September 2004

APR 06, 2007 10:48 AM

saltonsea said:

if we throw Zarth out, his harem will follow....thus lightening the load and saving the rest...



Good point. i like your smarts, kiddo. You're in!


Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

APR 06, 2007 10:52 AM

The_Reverend said:

saltonsea said:
if we throw Zarth out, his harem will follow....thus lightening the load and saving the rest...


Good point. i like your smarts, kiddo. You're in!


Would it even be worth living afterwards, without all those beautiful women? I don't think you've really thought this through.

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

APR 06, 2007 11:03 AM

The_Reverend said:

saltonsea said:

if we throw Zarth out, his harem will follow....thus lightening the load and saving the rest...



Good point. i like your smarts, kiddo. You're in!




now you want to throw me out of a hot air balloon?
and here i thought we were friends.

<-- nurse.

Cockzombie

Cockzombie

Japan
July 2006

APR 06, 2007 11:03 AM

I give good head

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

APR 06, 2007 11:04 AM

I don't justify my survival. I reach up and stab the balloon, sending all of us screaming towards the ground. Because if I and I alone cannot survive, then none of you will.

biggrin

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

APR 06, 2007 11:04 AM

imprettywhenilie said:
nurse.


CockZombie said:
I give good head


You see? They pull their own weight.

I say we all throw the rest of you out.

J24U

J24U

Danvers, MA
February 2006

APR 06, 2007 11:07 AM

I am extremely good at going for quite some time without sleep. For services rendered, I am able to watch over you while you sleep, ensuring that nobody tosses you while you snooze. If they try, I make a good 6'2", 270lb anchor for you.

ronracn

ronracn

Frederick, MD
January 2007

APR 06, 2007 11:16 AM

Martini said:
i would offer myself as food.
i am full of crunchy and gooey goodness!

xo



damn...can't believe you left this alone!

I know where I'd start eating. Remember to taste with you tongue first!

Oh yeah, I give great massages!

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

APR 06, 2007 11:37 AM

Hehehe... you said... Going Down.

I'm good at that.

Martini

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

APR 06, 2007 11:39 AM

ronracn said:

Martini said:
i would offer myself as food.
i am full of crunchy and gooey goodness!

xo



damn...can't believe you left this alone!

I know where I'd start eating. Remember to taste with you tongue first!

Oh yeah, I give great massages!



yeah, no one likes me anymore so my offers of my body go unnoticed. wink

xo

Phoenixgirl

Phoenixgirl

I'm lost
May 2006

APR 06, 2007 11:42 AM

I have big tit's.

dorei

dorei

Ashburn, VA
February 2007

APR 06, 2007 11:46 AM

Jynee said:
I have big tit's.



Then you'd bounce. Out you go!

ronracn

ronracn

Frederick, MD
January 2007

APR 06, 2007 11:49 AM

Jynee said:
I have big tit's.



boiinnnnggg, boinnnnggggg

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

APR 06, 2007 11:49 AM

dorei said:

Jynee said:
I have big tit's.



Then you'd bounce. Out you go!



BUT they make great pillows! Pillows are important!

I don't see YOU providing anything, dorei!

Kleio

Kleio

Winona, MN
January 2006

APR 06, 2007 11:51 AM

magpieboy said:

dorei said:

Jynee said:
I have big tit's.



Then you'd bounce. Out you go!



BUT they make great pillows! Pillows are important!

I don't see YOU providing anything, dorei!



Very important, especially in the possibility that we may be stranded on the mountaintops if we don't crash. Big tits (which I also have) would be VITAL to our survival!!

phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

APR 06, 2007 11:51 AM

I am, to my knowledge, the site's only southern amphibian. I'm also teaching Fatality about playing Blues guitar, which makes me indispensable.

Plus... I'm invisible, so no one will be able to lay hands on me.

gmanwtfbbq

gmanwtfbbq

Braselton, GA
December 2006

APR 06, 2007 12:00 PM

I would grab the ropes holding the dangling basket and somehow grapple my way to the top of the balloon. Then I would watch you all crash to the ground semi-safely only to be devoured by mountian lions. I, sitting atop the balloon, would land in a tree and wach the carnage from afar. Once the mountian lions were all gone I would sneak down and peruse the remaining bits for anyting edible and then make my hasty escape. woo hoo!

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