Which base would you take me to?

After a date would you leave me at the door with a hug and no plan to ever see me again? Would we make out on the couch for a couple of hours? Or would we have to think of safe words as I was being handcuffed to the bed? I want/need to know.

your safe word will be "umbrella".

I should probably learn how to say that in sign language, just in case you gag me.

Safe words are for people with trust issues and people who don't keep first aid kits at hand.

wont do any good if your hands are bound

Do you have any good scotch and/ or cable?

what base is me getting the door slammed in my face?

Cable t.v. or cables to tie me up with?

Do you drink Jamison?

I like that people are so ready to abuse me

Is it my front door or my bedroom door?

I absolutely love Jameson. (Even though it's an Irish Whiskey.)

And why use cables when you can use Red Ropes Licorice?

home run for making it to the door

basement door

thats where the skeletons are

dungeon?

front door.

ouch.

Mmmm, red ropes.

Yes well I prefer whiskey, and the better liquor you get me drunk off of, the better chance you have of getting past "let's just be friends"

sorry

but if you get him drunk.....

That is the most logical thing that I've heard all night. I didn't think of it at all.

We could get you a little buzzer or something.

Ill take weird colored dudes for 500 alex

hahaha!

Come on, everyone knows I'm not worth more than 200.

Well put.

I don't know. Which base is the batter running to? And, anyways, you should probably be covering your own base while I tag this dude out.

I've stolen so many of my own bases it's not even funny. Well, a little funny. I want other people playing on my field for a change!