ladies can i tryst you?

I'm no Zarth, but I can be discrete, and I'll bring chocolate and Häagen-Dazs...

Hm. Slightly tempting. Can you offer sonnets and golden springtime meadows? I always associate those with a good tryst for some reason.

Now we all know Zarth is going to saunter on in here and steal your ladies.

yeah, but not before he berates and belittles me, insults my manhood and kicks me in the winky. He's so cool!

I'm his clone don't ya know.

Hmmm, I always thought of scented candles, a jacuzzi for two, and room service. and big fluffy hot towels ...

Now, THAT"S what I'm talkin' bout!
Fluffy hot towels mmmmmmmmm

hmm, all the girls I know prefer cold towels

I can be discrete...as long as that's not the same thing as quiet. Cause that's harder to be. *blush*

I need a picture of you with said Häagen-Dazs, for photoshopping.

I mean, for swooning. Yes.

I guess you will have to photoshop in the Häagen-Dazs, I'm not falling in THAT trap. You're really sixdayslater, arent you?

Yeah, I'm a screamer too...

yes, but i'm not discrete and i'm allergic to milk.

Make it Strawberry Haagen-daz and you've got my vote.

Skyyyyrockets in flight!
Afternoon delight!

You're dating yourself.

I'm apparently dating you, too. Hi there.

Caramel Haagen-Daz thanks.

I already freely admit that I'm old. I'm just your everyday, average MILF.

That's MILF. And I was hoping my double-entendre would go further than that. Oh well. Can't win them all.

this is happening more and more often, i'm beginning to worry.

He might as well be, apparently everyone else is as well...

Hey, man, like there's ALWAYS time for the killing floor...

not i!
i'm a free agent. word.

I thought I claimed you fair and square in some thread...

As I recall you even aquiessed