I told you it was just around the corner.

lipstick shcmitstick

mmmhmmmm

I know how to get them to come out. Just be sure to stand against a wall so you don't get trampled.

sooooooooo wrong

Hmmmm depends on the shoe...
Because just yelling shoe sale could mean that it's cheap crappy shoes that I have no interest in *nods*

Fair enough.

see...that does nothing for me

This obviously isn't working guys. Maybe we should just try using our masculine wiles?

Meeeeeeeeeeee neither.

+1 for masculine wiles

... *flaunts masculine wiles*? I've never done this before.

i have, i will teach you.

does the masculine wilies dance and winks, in a not very subtle attempt to impress the ever beautiful and wonderfully cute imprettywhenilie





has now embarrassed self . . and leaves quietly . . . . . . .