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PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

APR 02, 2007 06:52 PM

sitaramdas said:
Official Notice:
I don't care if you are young and sort of cute, and a wacked out space cadet,
or old and fat and googly eyed,
you may not wander into my place of business, and expect to sleep on my couch.
Its not that I dont feel for you,
its just that you'll scare everyone away, you know, everyone who pays me.
Nobody sleeps on my couch but me,
though i reserve the right to bring company, If I so choose.
It Is Written!
So Be IT!



Why do you have a couch where you work? And how do you get to sleep on it?

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

APR 02, 2007 07:04 PM

PaulNikon said:

sitaramdas said:
Official Notice:
I don't care if you are young and sort of cute, and a wacked out space cadet,
or old and fat and googly eyed,
you may not wander into my place of business, and expect to sleep on my couch.
Its not that I dont feel for you,
its just that you'll scare everyone away, you know, everyone who pays me.
Nobody sleeps on my couch but me,
though i reserve the right to bring company, If I so choose.
It Is Written!
So Be IT!



Why do you have a couch where you work? And how do you get to sleep on it?




such serious questions...
I'll tell you, but you have to ask sillier.
oh, and make me your friend, I want to look at your porn

Phoenixgirl

Phoenixgirl

I'm lost
May 2006

APR 02, 2007 07:06 PM

Why does your "place of business have a couch?...are you a couch salesman!?

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

APR 02, 2007 07:28 PM

Jynee said:
Why does your "place of business have a couch?...are you a couch salesman!?



i have a cellphone at work too, but it doesnt make me a cellphone whore...

but, if you want, I will sell you my couch, its a futon really, it folds out nice and sleeps two comfy.
i can throw in some crazy bitches, if you want.

Phoenixgirl

Phoenixgirl

I'm lost
May 2006

APR 02, 2007 07:30 PM

sitaramdas said:

Jynee said:
Why does your "place of business have a couch?...are you a couch salesman!?



i have a cellphone at work too, but it doesnt make me a cellphone whore...

but, if you want, I will sell you my couch, its a futon really, it folds out nice and sleeps two comfy.
i can throw in some crazy bitches, if you want.



I'd rather be a cellphone whore than a couch salesman.

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

APR 02, 2007 07:32 PM

Jynee said:

sitaramdas said:

Jynee said:
Why does your "place of business have a couch?...are you a couch salesman!?



i have a cellphone at work too, but it doesnt make me a cellphone whore...

but, if you want, I will sell you my couch, its a futon really, it folds out nice and sleeps two comfy.
i can throw in some crazy bitches, if you want.



I'd rather be a cellphone whore than a couch salesman.



I'd rather be an electric sitar virtuoso, but you don't hear me making a fuss.

Terome

Terome

Australia
February 2007

APR 02, 2007 11:03 PM

Sif not just share the bed? Or steal it.

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 02, 2007 11:06 PM

o um ya i should probably mention i had a little .... accident... on that couch.

it's okay, i flipped the cushion over!


... yeah, i know it was over four months ago. it's all dry now.



.... no, it was #2.


what?



awww.

Phoenixgirl

Phoenixgirl

I'm lost
May 2006

APR 02, 2007 11:20 PM

sitaramdas said:

Jynee said:

sitaramdas said:

Jynee said:
Why does your "place of business have a couch?...are you a couch salesman!?



i have a cellphone at work too, but it doesnt make me a cellphone whore...

but, if you want, I will sell you my couch, its a futon really, it folds out nice and sleeps two comfy.
i can throw in some crazy bitches, if you want.



I'd rather be a cellphone whore than a couch salesman.



I'd rather be an electric sitar virtuoso, but you don't hear me making a fuss.



tongue

BrightRedScream_

BrightRedScream_

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

APR 02, 2007 11:28 PM

I think that you're very greedy with your couch.
It's lumpy anyway.

Hmph.

*sits on the floor*

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

APR 03, 2007 12:26 AM

BrightRedScream said:
I think that you're very greedy with your couch.
It's lumpy anyway.

Hmph.

*sits on the floor*



no worries. crazy bitches are more than welcome to sleep on my couch.

tex13

tex13

USA
August 2005

APR 03, 2007 02:19 AM

crazy bitches always welcome on the couch, not just for sleeping either. smile

SlavicGlitterati

SlavicGlitterati

Cape May, NJ
February 2006

APR 03, 2007 05:45 AM

SlavicGlitterati said:

Cereal bowls with milk sitting at the bottom, a full ashtray overflowing with ashes on the table, a mildew stench emitting from the blanket that was washed but never fully dried as it sat in the dryer for 3 days damp-- wrapped around a half nude hairy man with thinning hair in his tighty whities who lies snoring between snorts and coughs Reaking like cheap wine and permanent marker. The high life.



deanmoriarty
Dude, are you following me?



Depends... Is your couch brown and orange plaid?

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

APR 03, 2007 11:01 AM

it worked!

I thought for sure some crazy bitches were going to show up today, I brought my camera and everything, so i could take pictures for your silliness board pleasure.
they must have gotten the message, cause it was an uneventful morning, on the crazy front.
thanks, silliness board!

BrightRedScream_

BrightRedScream_

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

APR 03, 2007 11:14 AM

imprettywhenilie said:

BrightRedScream said:
I think that you're very greedy with your couch.
It's lumpy anyway.

Hmph.

*sits on the floor*



no worries. crazy bitches are more than welcome to sleep on my couch.



Are you going to join me on the couch?

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

APR 03, 2007 11:21 AM

BrightRedScream said:

imprettywhenilie said:

BrightRedScream said:
I think that you're very greedy with your couch.
It's lumpy anyway.

Hmph.

*sits on the floor*



no worries. crazy bitches are more than welcome to sleep on my couch.



Are you going to join me on the couch?



*settles in*

BrightRedScream_

BrightRedScream_

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

APR 03, 2007 11:23 AM

Nice!
I have company!

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

APR 03, 2007 08:35 PM

This is my friend, (face quickly photoshopped to protect the innocent)
and this is my couch.



You know how I know she isn't a crazy bitch?
because she doesn't want to sleep on it.
she wants to go home, and sleep in her bed, with her boyfriend.
Like normal people do.
Go home.
What, are you too good for your home?
The movie is over, what are you still doing here, go home.
seriously, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
This is a place of business, not some kind of flophouse speakeasy.
and you're calling me a hippie?

Tallboy66

Tallboy66

Chicago, IL
January 2005

APR 03, 2007 10:41 PM

So you're NOT going to join Couchsurfing?

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