crazy bitches may not sleep on my couch

Why do you have a couch where you work? And how do you get to sleep on it?

such serious questions...
I'll tell you, but you have to ask sillier.
oh, and make me your friend, I want to look at your porn

Why does your "place of business have a couch?...are you a couch salesman!?

i have a cellphone at work too, but it doesnt make me a cellphone whore...

but, if you want, I will sell you my couch, its a futon really, it folds out nice and sleeps two comfy.
i can throw in some crazy bitches, if you want.

I'd rather be a cellphone whore than a couch salesman.

I'd rather be an electric sitar virtuoso, but you don't hear me making a fuss.

Sif not just share the bed? Or steal it.

I think that you're very greedy with your couch.
It's lumpy anyway.

Hmph.

*sits on the floor*

no worries. crazy bitches are more than welcome to sleep on my couch.

crazy bitches always welcome on the couch, not just for sleeping either.

Depends... Is your couch brown and orange plaid?

it worked!

I thought for sure some crazy bitches were going to show up today, I brought my camera and everything, so i could take pictures for your silliness board pleasure.
they must have gotten the message, cause it was an uneventful morning, on the crazy front.
thanks, silliness board!

Are you going to join me on the couch?

*settles in*

Nice!
I have company!

This is my friend, (face quickly photoshopped to protect the innocent)
and this is my couch.



You know how I know she isn't a crazy bitch?
because she doesn't want to sleep on it.
she wants to go home, and sleep in her bed, with her boyfriend.
Like normal people do.
Go home.
What, are you too good for your home?
The movie is over, what are you still doing here, go home.
seriously, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
This is a place of business, not some kind of flophouse speakeasy.
and you're calling me a hippie?

So you're NOT going to join Couchsurfing?