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sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

APR 02, 2007 09:33 AM

Official Notice:
I don't care if you are young and sort of cute, and a wacked out space cadet,
or old and fat and googly eyed,
you may not wander into my place of business, and expect to sleep on my couch.
Its not that I dont feel for you,
its just that you'll scare everyone away, you know, everyone who pays me.
Nobody sleeps on my couch but me,
though i reserve the right to bring company, If I so choose.
It Is Written!
So Be IT!

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

APR 02, 2007 09:34 AM

*moves to floor*

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

APR 02, 2007 09:35 AM

*steals cushion off couch*... bastard

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

APR 02, 2007 09:45 AM

imprettywhenilie said:
*steals cushion off couch*... bastard



get back here with that fucking thing

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

APR 02, 2007 09:47 AM

frown

fuckin...uncomfortable couch anyway.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

APR 02, 2007 09:50 AM

sitar, move your feet. I'm trying to get comfy here.

CptPyjama

CptPyjama

United Kingdom
October 2006

APR 02, 2007 09:56 AM

Blimey.

What if they pay you for the use of your couch? If you put a tip box next to it I'm sure they would.

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

APR 02, 2007 09:58 AM

you know what, you guys seem ok,
why don't y'all just come back to the house...
that way, we won't be disturbed by the 6am crowd.

(how's that for creepy thread title "come spend the night at my house")

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

APR 02, 2007 09:59 AM

i have no survival instincts so ok!

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

APR 02, 2007 11:17 AM

The_Reverend

The_Reverend

United Kingdom
September 2004

APR 02, 2007 11:40 AM

It's when you have strange people trying to steal your stapler, that's when you know you've got trouble...

That's when you have to get all Office Space on their ass.

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

APR 02, 2007 11:41 AM



KorbenDallas

KorbenDallas

Qatar
January 2005

APR 02, 2007 11:48 AM

Can i at least use your sink to wash my briefs?

The_Reverend

The_Reverend

United Kingdom
September 2004

APR 02, 2007 11:54 AM



'Gonna burn this whole place down!'

Thank you.

MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

APR 02, 2007 12:06 PM



Its all about reciprocity dude.
Just smoke some crack and return the favor.

Salome

Salome

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

APR 02, 2007 01:37 PM



Isn't he your friend?

No, man, I thought he was YOUR friend

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

APR 02, 2007 01:46 PM

The_Reverend said:
It's when you have strange people trying to steal your stapler, that's when you know you've got trouble...

That's when you have to get all Office Space on their ass.



my stapler disappeared along time ago, dammit.
thanks for peeling the scab off that one.

kerr41

kerr41

USA
March 2005

APR 02, 2007 01:49 PM

KorbenDallas said:
Can i at least use your sink to wash my briefs?




zoom image

I'll just let them soak a while

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

APR 02, 2007 01:50 PM

I'm now singing "Crazy bitches...on my couch" to the tune of the Don Ho classic "Tiny Bubbles".

imprettywhenilie

imprettywhenilie

Phoenix, AZ
February 2007

APR 02, 2007 01:52 PM

Uncognitive said:
I'm now singing "Crazy bitches...on my couch" to the tune of the Don Ho classic "Tiny Bubbles".



*scratches head*

The_Reverend

The_Reverend

United Kingdom
September 2004

APR 02, 2007 01:57 PM

*scratches ass*

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

APR 02, 2007 04:19 PM

*farts*

*rolls over and keeps sleeping*

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

APR 02, 2007 05:12 PM

imprettywhenilie said:
i have no survival instincts so ok!



im so suprised, because people who end up on my couch are usually so savy.

SlavicGlitterati

SlavicGlitterati

Cape May, NJ
February 2006

APR 02, 2007 05:18 PM

Cereal bowls with milk sitting at the bottom, a full ashtray overflowing with ashes on the table, a mildew stench emitting from the blanket that was washed but never fully dried as it sat in the dryer for 3 days damp-- wrapped around a half nude hairy man with thinning hair in his tighty whities who lies snoring between snorts and coughs Reaking like cheap wine and permanent marker. The high life. love love

HoneyBadger

HoneyBadger

USA
July 2006

APR 02, 2007 06:29 PM


Cereal bowls with milk sitting at the bottom, a full ashtray overflowing with ashes on the table, a mildew stench emitting from the blanket that was washed but never fully dried as it sat in the dryer for 3 days damp-- wrapped around a half nude hairy man with thinning hair in his tighty whities who lies snoring between snorts and coughs Reaking like cheap wine and permanent marker. The high life.

Dude, are you following me?

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